Sylvia Osteen

@sylviaosteen
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I'm here to follow the quiet people. There's already way too much excitement in the news.
I meet countless people through work and I lose track of who's nice and not so I developed a system. Anyone that's the latter has their last name saved in capitals on my email contacts. So when James JONES emails me I am reminded that he's a knob and can respond accordingly.
Checker at PetSmart asked if I wanted a bag for the cat treats and then looked horrified when I said, "No, I'm going to eat them on the way home." No sense of humor.
NASA photos from the Moon are incredible
I’ll say what we’re all thinking: the FIFA Peace Prize will never be taken seriously now.
we're all living with a violent abusive stepdad

The strongest knights went first. Large hands on the hilt, feet firmly planted on the stone, muscles bulging... The sword would not budge.

One by one they failed, knights and nobles.

They laughed when a maid walked up and patted the stone fondly.

"Sweetie, can you please let go for me?"

It did.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

My grey woolen sweater was ravaged by moths. I was not going to be defeated so easily, and thought of #visiblemending. It went the Van Gogh way yesternight, so now I have a starry night sweater. IMHO perfect for camping coming spring, if we indeed go to the Alps #upcycling .