Fesshole 🧻
After years working from home, I realised I could piss into a plastic tub during voice calls and nobody would notice. That's not the fess though. The fess is forgetting to empty it, and spending days working next to a tub of cold piss.
Nov 18 at 10:20pmWeb
Show threadWill 🇯🇵Nov 18
@fesshole trying to have my breakfast here.
Show threadianNov 18
@fesshole and if you put it into a mug and blow over the top of it while on a call, nobody will know you’re not drinking your own piss.
Show threadvandenberglegsNov 18
@fesshole I would simply not piss into a tub.
Show threadImpossibleBeefTobinNov 19
@fesshole “spending DAYS working next to it” hmmm…sounds like someone really likes piss, huh? Not shaming, totally fine by me…
Show thread🔥torstein🔥Nov 19
@fesshole so many people would be fired on the spot if Teams had video, sound and smell.
Show threadjackdaw delilaNov 19
@fesshole "hmm why does it suddenly stink like a rancid urinal in my office?' 🤔
Show threadCegorachNov 19
@fesshole I just disable camera, drop the headphones and go to the bathroom

But you do you I guess?
Show threadVincent Sparks 🔜 FurlingameNov 20
@fesshole you know, or you could transfer the voice call to your phone and take it with you to the bathroom