Scientists have discovered that it is possible to just do something, without making a podcast about it
Mathematicians announce Podcast Limit Theom, proving widely-believed conjecture: there is no limit on the number of podcasts
Theologians ponder the great question of our time: can god make a podcast so long that even He cannot finish listening to it
Logic falls apart when logicians attempt to construct the set of all podcasts that do not discuss themselves
Economists prove that as the number of podcasts increases, the marginal value for each ad for BetterHelp approaches zero
Astronomers exited over possible discovery of Great Podcast Nebula, but further investigation reveals that Nebula is actually a video streaming service
Philosophers ask: if a podcast drops on iTunes but nobody likes and subscribes, does it make a sound?
Paleontologists discover first-ever fossilized sound. Preserved "Rock-Cast" contains voice of Roganopteryx dismissing claims of incoming meteor as "woke bullshit"

@ricci

You're on a roll!

@ricci
sound in ChatGPT ears? 👀
@ricci damn Rob these are all so good
@jawnsy I have some stuff simmering on the stove, what else am I supposed to do
@jawnsy (the obvious answer of course is: "make a podcast")
@ricci
I was going to say "Rob, you're cookin!", but now it appears that that was *literally* true?
@jawnsy
@shriramk @jawnsy so, what, it being literally true makes you less likely to say it?
@ricci Precisely. @jawnsy
@shriramk @jawnsy you would be an ideal podcast host
@ricci I presume your limiting case of maximal idealness is the podcast host who refuses to say anything. @jawnsy
@ricci It's called The Dig
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@ricci
But so far only in lab conditions.
@silvermoon82 More research is needed
@ricci @steve Scientists?? The ones who can’t do something without writing a paper about it??
@ricci Do you have a link to the podcast? This sounds really interesting to listen to…
"We'll be discussing some breaking scientific news from @ricci on the next episode of our podcast…"
@ricci "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." — somebody hot, probably
@ricci Well, sure. There are also YouTube videos.
@ricci But is it possible to just do something, without making a social media post about it?
@ricci 做播客是很浪费经理的一件事;做播客也是很伟大的一件事。你把学习科研的经历拿出来教学,本身就很无私奉献。
@ricci Hear about their findings on the first episode of their new hit podcast Irony Is Dead with Dr. Jenn Jobowsky and Dr. Daniel Ellison. Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
@ricci maybe but I'm pretty sure a YouTube channel is still required, don't forget to like and subscribe @dabeaz
@brandonscript
Beazley totally catching a stray bullet, you love to see it!
@ricci @dabeaz
@shriramk @brandonscript @ricci Well you know me--I actually am the master of youtube. 🤔
@ricci I'd laugh if it weren't the case that I've actually been fired for practicing Good Science, but the good science was not visible to (and therefore appreciated by) the business types who controlled my paycheck. It's a funny joke until you're fired from a lack of visibility.
@ricci 😂😂😂 Like we used to in the good ol' days.
@ricci Unreproducable. Let's see the raw data.

@ricci

If there is no Ted Talk did it even happen?

@ricci

Unless something is observed, it never happened.

@ricci Unfortunately comedians will not read the paper
@ricci Surely it's purely theoretical, like dark matter or something?
@ricci Fortunately it was a large scale study, without which they may have missed it.
@ricci wait, how?
@kura Unfortunately, they did not reveal this. Scientists, man.
@ricci hmm, does this theory stand up to peer review?
@ricci Future generations will scratch their heads wondering why long form streamed audio blather is named for an obsolete portable audio playback device. Why weren’t Walkman or Xune similarly referenced?
@pcbeard what you don't Xune your tunes?

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Don’t get me wrong, I get most of my talking points from podcasts.