Not a real estate guy but, as I understand rudimentary market economics, if the number of racist xenophobe cunts who vowed to leave New York if #Zohran won, in fact, leave New York, the drop in demand will see rates going down even before the rent freeze. So win-win, right, capitalism fetish goons?

@GrimmReality but wait! It gets EVEN BETTER!

We get to hold them to this, right? RIGHT!?

@rootwyrm @GrimmReality I'm guessing this will not result in a #buddwyer, but who knows.
@rootwyrm @GrimmReality This answer to your question must be pursued with fervor.
@rootwyrm @GrimmReality I'm convinced this helped Mamdani run up the score.
@mogul @rootwyrm It would be an awesome exit-poll thing to show Dersh to help him follow through.
@rootwyrm Every real lawyer knows what a contract is, right?
@GrimmReality Somebody find him, I can't keep jazz-handsing like this forever
@rootwyrm I hope they serve pierogi in hell
@rootwyrm @GrimmReality someone should remind him every day
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social)

I heard the pierogi guy at the Marthaโ€™s Vineyard Farmers Market started this rumor.

Bluesky Social

@mogul @GrimmReality I say he did, and I demand he must.

If the bigot Mr. Dershowitz wants to dispute these facts, then he'll just have to sue me.