DDoS attack
@catsalad Pulling kittens out of her coat like an assassin/spy disarming all of their hidden weapons scene.

@catsalad Mii! Miiou! Mii-miau!

It keeps getting better and better! The mishaps (one of the cats falls down, one tries to jump up directly and bonks the cupboard door instead) 😹 and then they climb under her jacket 😹😻

@catsalad

Glad the cats I fed haven't figured out I'm climbable.

@catsalad Oh, of course I would get hung up on the #1 type of video distributed on the internet: cat videos. 😹
@catsalad ​​​​:catghost:​​:catpumpkin:​​:catpumpkinpeek:​​​​​​​​:3d_blobcat_stretch:​​:cat_popcorn:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​:ablobcatpop:​​:ablobcatpopcorn:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​:bugcat_angry:​​:bugcat_cheer:​​:bugcat_buttwiggle:​​:bugcat_bongo:​​:bugcat_bleh:​​:bugcat_awe:​​:bugcat_cool:​​:bugcat_cry:​​:bugcat_ded:​​:bugcat_dj:​​:bugcat_excited:​​:bugcat_knight:​​:bugcat_idea:​​:bugcat_hyper:​​:bugcat_huggies:​​:bugcat_flop:​​:bugcat_lick:​​:bugcat_love:​​:bugcat_lovehug:​​:bugcat_mischief:​​:bugcat_mlem:​​:bugcat_rage:​​:bugcat_pet:​​:bugcat_nolove:​​:bugcat_nod:​​:bugcat_money:​​:bugcat_rainbow:​​:bugcat_shock:​​:bugcat_shootingbo:​​:bugcat_stare:​​:bugcat_sweat:​​​​:bugcat_work:​​:bugcat_woah:​​:bugcat_wave:​​:bugcat_vibe:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​:ghostcat3:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​😹😸😺🐈🐱😻😼😽🙀😿🐈‍⬛😾
@catsalad tbh she's handling the ongoing onslaught pretty well ​

@catsalad

Je connais ça.
C'est sportif et ça entretient la forme.

Après avoir difficilement trappé la maman (sauvage), puis l'avoir fait stériliser; j'ai récupéré 6 petits chats.

Pour les nourrir, mieux vaut y aller en armure. Le short est déconseillé.

(et faites une provision de litière !)

😁

@catsalad
The hardest part about pet training is training the owner 1st.
@catsalad Distributed Denial of (food) Serving

@catsalad

At that point you curl up on the floor for a nap with the kids
😸

@catsalad I watched this video and two of my cats came running, like "What the FUCK is going on??"

@Andres4NY
Same lol. They were like uhhh hello do you need help?! Why are you hurting sweet angel babies inside your weird hand window?!

@catsalad

@elebertus @Andres4NY @catsalad mine woke up and looked at me like i was an idiot
@catsalad so freaking cute 🥰🥺😍
@catsalad some top notch cat lady-ing right thar
@catsalad So how does one set-up a honeypot for these types of attacks because I want these all day long 🥰

@catsalad
As a metaphor for Saturdays on fedi, it's a little on the nose.

I'm not mad about it, though. How could I be mad when I'm covered in cats?

@catsalad
That's a Batman villain origin story if I ever saw one.
@catsalad Is it a Cat.6 or Cat.7 attack?
@catsalad
A thank you 🏆 for the excellent alt text💜
@catsalad
Never all that comfortable with that kind of videos because I can't be sure they treat their animals well ... But my favourite part in this one is when she basically discovered a kitty in her back pocket
@Kaliah @catsalad That's just super cute though.
@catsalad I love this. Your so lucky
@catsalad made my day 😹
@catsalad 522 Boost et 50 messages, je ne comprendrai jamais, alors que des messages sur un génocide en cours à Gaza commis par Israël n'atteignent qu'à peine une dizaine de boost. C'est totalement désespérant :⁠'⁠(
@amaberhili @catsalad
🤔 Dans la bataille des vidéos de chatons contre le génocide diffusé en direct, vous constaterez que les chatons gagnent généralement.
@catsalad wait until each of them weighs 5kg