I’ve just seen someone describe Windows 11 as a “sloperating system”.
@erkhyan sloptimised
@Nerts @erkhyan "A sloperating system sloptimised for hallucin-formance and memory vibe-out."
@erkhyan very flexible term. when it works, it means "slop operating system"; when it doesn't, "slow operating system"
@erkhyan PROTIP: Run TitusTech's WinUtil and clean out the slop. No more ads, copilot, recall, reporting back to the mother ship, etc. All very configurable and relatively easy to use if you follow the easy instructions. https://github.com/ChrisTitusTech/winutil
GitHub - ChrisTitusTech/winutil: Chris Titus Tech's Windows Utility - Install Programs, Tweaks, Fixes, and Updates

Chris Titus Tech's Windows Utility - Install Programs, Tweaks, Fixes, and Updates - ChrisTitusTech/winutil

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@erkhyan Here are the docs. Sections in the left column. “Store" is where you can select apps to install as a batch, like Ninite. https://winutil.christitus.com/userguide/
User Guide

Chris Titus Tech's Windows Utility - Install Programs, Tweaks, Fixes, and Updates

@tylerknowsnothing @erkhyan

Nah. That's just a poor way to attempt escape the inevitable. Just be brave and install #Fedora (#Linux) asap. Then you start really owning your own computer for real.

@dazo @erkhyan I actually use Fedora on all of my non-Mac machines and love it. I only run Windoze on one laptop with an eGPU to game on. My RX 5500 XT 8GB is a terrible graphics card, too, and while is plays well with Linux it's too underpowered to handle any of the games I regularly play (Rivals & Overwatch). I plan on replacing the card as soon as I can get something I can afford :) Clearly used. Maybe a 3070 or 6700. We'll see. And no, I don't have any tower desktops :)
@erkhyan No worse than Android or whatever Apple call their OS these days. The important thing is that they make money and steal information, not that they work.

@JohnDal @erkhyan iOS has very minimal advertising *currently* (though rumors are Apple is looking at adding ads to Maps, which is gross).

What's really frustrating in Windows case, is that it is probably the *best engineered* operating system, that then has so much garbage lopped on top it performs close to second-worst.

Windows 10 Mobile ran *smooth as glass* on incredibly modest hardware, the problem is *entirely* garbage on top.

@ocdtrekkie @JohnDal @erkhyan honestly, I disagree about the "best engineered" part, because I have worked on both Linux Network drivers and Windows "NDIS 6.0" drivers, and I can tell you that the "NDIS 6.0" network stack is poorly thought-out over-optimized bullshit.

And that's how the entire OS feels to me.

A bunch of "good Ideas" wrapped in years of structural incompetence, with nobody there to reject some hastily-written deadline-driven bullshit.

@qbe @JohnDal @erkhyan A lot of things in Linux feel downright primitive compared to the options I have on a Windows system. There's totally reasonable reasons for that, mind you.

A finely-tuned Windows 10 install can be *a thing of elegance*, and it can run on a potato from a decade ago. But you had to have an enterprise license agreement to get rid of half the junk. I hope 11 gets back there, but there is some real jank with rough perf costs.

@ocdtrekkie @JohnDal @erkhyan For me, elegant software is primitive, limited in scope, modular and well documented.

But this is a debate that goes back to Unix vs VMS and probably even further. I don't think I can convince you of my viewpoint, and I don't wish the psychological torture of having to know about the intricacies of the concept of a "NET_BUFFER_LIST" on anyone.

@ocdtrekkie @JohnDal @erkhyan some day i'll get around to writing a custom NT userland

@erkhyan I heard someone else refer to it as Losedows

(Psst it was me, I called it that)

@erkhyan Sounds about right.
@erkhyan
personally I miss Win 3.11 🤷‍♀️
@MsMerope Me too, me too. Probably the best Windows there ever was.
@erkhyan omg I spent all of Sunday trying to set up a new email for my partner on their laptop. So many ads and nothing worked. I could not believe how unoptimized and just flat broke and unusable W11 is. Installing Linux on it as soon as I can.
@erkhyan slopware by the slopsoft company
@erkhyan My dream was to run every app inside a VM so I could be safe from my own operating system.
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@erkhyan I stripped all the slop out on the Windows 11 systems in my household (three - all work-related) and they're running fine now. I do have to keep my eyes open for any return of the slop, though.

Interestingly, my centrally managed work laptop with Windows 11 does contain some of the slop I just evicted from my private machines. You would think IT would make sure that the slop wouldn't be present in an OS that is used in an environment with more or less confidential information.

@ElBeeToots

Given that much of the OS code itself is now slop, I question whether anyone can actually strip out all the slop.

@erkhyan

@hosford42 Unfortunately not, of course. But I meant at least things like Copilot and other stuff that I don't want.

@erkhyan

@erkhyan brilliant phrase. Won't be on my home machine (still 10 at the moment, but will have to make the change to Linux at some point)
@erkhyan Give that person a medal or stg xD
@erkhyan Windows is like if they made a cucking ritual but for software. In all honesty, it's like if they made a cucking ritual for anything that touches windows.
@erkhyan
*slaps PC case* This baby fits so many teraslops!
@erkhyan Yesterday my day started with my dad asking "What is the best way to wipe out and re-partition for windows 11?" and ended with "Well... looks like we'll all be on linux pretty soon. No choice now."

I thought I was having a stroke

@psilonaut @erkhyan

Zorin Linux, which according to one measure is about the ninth largest distro. Or so. ...ish.

And they report, during the last five weeks, the new release was downloaded a million times.

And 780,000 of that million were to Windows machines. 78%

Head exploded indeed.

#lunux

@erkhyan

It's amazing how many brutal interventions are needed, both on and off machine, to reign that shit in a bit.

@erkhyan lol I heard operating cistern