LET'S MAKE POPTARTS

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surely you didn’t think I meant store-bought, did you?

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I saw Rapping Chef do this on tumblr, so I'm guessing at allllll the measurements xD

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this is the cut up strawberries, the lemon juice (a bit over half a cup) and a guess at the amount of sugar (I may add more later). You want to lose the sharp tartness while keeping some (to taste)

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The part you really _bake_ is the crust, so you want to cook all _this_ on the stove. This is a pretty fast prep, but don't rush it. It needs to be properly reduced, as well as properly cooked.

Basically "yes, on low."

(or maybe medium low. depends upon your burners)

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You want a simmer for reduction, akin to this. Keep an eye on it, don’t let it go into full boil.

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christ, this is good. very pie-like.

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okay, i’ve got my two crusts atop each other for cutting, as per original

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holes! and filling on the lower crusts.

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okay these next parts went quick so

beaten egg, line edges of lower crusts - this is basically an adhesive between the upper and lower crusts

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and top crusts, with edges fluted to unify the upper and lower halves

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Transferred to parchment paper and into the oven!

Baking for 10 minutes before checking again. How long is mostly a matter of what kind of crust you're using; check that recipe, whatever it is.

It's like handling giant floppy ravioli at this point. Kinda difficult, wants to slop around.

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AND into the oven. 400°F. Now, time for the icing. Or frosting. The kind that's sugar based, not cream based.

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Thought I posted this one - pressed down lightly and allowed to cool.

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wait I think I just fucked up the threading

oh well lol?

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REGARDLESS

It's hard to describe and it doesn't photograph well, but particularly when you're stirring it, the icing should look like mother of pearl. That's where it really felt right, anyway.

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And all four. The icing is forming up decently well.

Maybe could've been a little less milk still. But it was hard to whisk and looked right, so I was in the neighbourhood.

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They are MORE TART than I expected. As in, the filling has more tartness than when it went into the oven. I'm very surprised by that.

What this means is that I went back and put on another layer of icing because not only was my (relatively thin) initial layer not excessive, if anything, it was a little _shy_ of what you want.

Something to keep in mind. Get more tartness out of the filling than you expect.

Maybe the crust rising eats some of the sugar.

Anyway, it's good, you can do it, and we're done in time for #monsterdon ^_^

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@moira These really look fantastic. (I have a real nostalgia for Poptarts, as they were essentially my schoolday breakfast when I was a boy.)

@michaelgemar thanks!

along similarlines, in art school we called froot loops the breakfast of champions and i did a giant painting of three froot loops when i was assigned "self portrait through food."

my painting professor thought that was hilarious but also just _liked_ it. xD

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