NotTheCopsOct 14
Dan of the Year
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
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Show threadDeeny(they/them)Oct 13
@Downwithdan im having a stroke
Show threadDan of the YearOct 13
@geraldinepiche don’t worry, gump helps!
Show threadDeeny(they/them)Oct 13
@Downwithdan WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN THO
Show threadDan of the YearOct 13
@geraldinepiche SPEKS.
Show threadDavid CohenOct 15
@Downwithdan @geraldinepiche Preumably you need to GetSpeks because you’ll start going blind?
Show threadarcadus (fuckaas edition)Oct 13
@Downwithdan reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat
Show threadcanning jarsOct 13
@arcadus @Downwithdan I’m a free man I’m not letting a bunch of reddit nerds tell me what to do
Show threadepinymph (they/them)Oct 13
@Downwithdan i think its just a fidget toy but how is it not for your dick???
Show threadDan of the YearOct 13
@epinymph tight squeeze 😶
Show threadepinymph (they/them)Oct 13
@Downwithdan i know right! For pencil dicks only
Show threadHollywood HillOct 13
@Downwithdan Gumps have been banned during meetings after The Incident
Show threadamberOct 13
@Downwithdan it's gump, it's gump, it's gump, it might be speks
Show threadDan of the YearOct 13
@glitchsister gonna be in my head all day and that’s not a bad thing!
Show threadAnn AnnasOct 14

@glitchsister @Downwithdan

It's gump
It's gump
It's not for sex

Show threadLil Miss Fairy Godbitch 🧚‍♀️Oct 13
@Downwithdan this is a giant lifesaver gummy
Show threadlarge mozzOct 13
@Downwithdan really scared to find out what these are for
Show threadAshleyOct 13
@Downwithdan I’m aroused and confused
Show threadDan of the YearOct 13
@AshleySays my natural state!
Show threadFun KellyOct 14
@Downwithdan My word
Show threadPrairie_DogOct 14

@Downwithdan @aspeed They are made of memory gel, so they can accommodate appendages of various sizes!

https://www.getspeks.com/collections/shop-all-gump

Shop all Gump.

Show threadGigi 🍄‍🟫Oct 15

@digitalrodent @Downwithdan @aspeed

I am afraid to click the link, and yet somehow I am compelled.

Show threadGigi 🍄‍🟫Oct 15

@digitalrodent @Downwithdan @aspeed

That was actually kind of disappointing given the myriad things that I was anticipating.

Show threadPrairie_DogOct 19
@Gigi @Downwithdan @aspeed Yeah, especially since they say that their products are “weirdly attractive” and “oddly satisfying.” They need a Gumps After Dark section…
Show threadAndrocatOct 14

@Downwithdan it's missing a t from butt.

"Meetings suck, butt Gump helps."

Show threadTofu ​Oct 14
@Downwithdan it's an ad for a fidget toy, I figured that one out instantly
Show threadPavelOct 14
@Downwithdan What specs does it have?
Show threadbuheratorOct 14
@Downwithdan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMJk4y9NGvE
Plumbus: How They Do It | Rick and Morty | Adult Swim

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Show threadtablet Oct 14
@Downwithdan ah yes, the Gump
Show threadPxl PhileOct 14
@Downwithdan this is an AHDH / stress relief fidget toy advertisement.
Show threadCogito Ergo DisputoOct 14
@Downwithdan good point!
Show threadKarstenOct 14
@Downwithdan finally, a stress relief device that can also be used as a hemorrhoid cushion and as a sex toy \o/
Show threadjust patrickOct 14
@Downwithdan no one will know
Show threadDan of the YearOct 14
@ouisequitur now you’ve got the upper hand!
Show thread食 Shoku the UmbreonOct 14
@Downwithdan https://youtu.be/EsWesK8GJIg?si=yETfK3F5h8CePLcH
I accidentally bought a sex toy for my employees

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Show threadCegorachOct 14
"Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks."
Show threadBill, organizer of stuffOct 14
@Downwithdan They look like the vinyl blanks used to press records...
Show threadfilipa mvOct 19

@wcbdata @Downwithdan this comment has set me off into such a youtube hole. i thought: wait what do you mean ive no idea what a vinyl blank looks like

so i found this video and then chased down the links in the description https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCuC3fV_fHc

and both the how it’s made video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f344wxy-2pU

and the mastering engineers at abbey road https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rc2LA9kC-4U

were extremely soothing to watch; i had no idea you have to trade off loudness and bass and something else with *play time* cos they’ll cut wider grooves and you’ll have less room on the disk!

Make your own vinyl records at home | Teenage Engineering PO-80 & Gakken Record Maker

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Show threadBill, organizer of stuffOct 19
@phillmv @Downwithdan I'm so glad I inspired this diversion! Enjoy!
Show threadCharlotte WalkerOct 14
@Downwithdan @mycotropic Amused by the people in the thread answering the question in complete seriousness. They seem oblivious to absurdity
Show threadDan of the YearOct 14
@purplepadma @mycotropic right?? Giving facebook flashbacks
Show threadCharlotte WalkerOct 14
@Downwithdan @mycotropic I feel a bit sorry for them. They must miss out on a lot of LOLs
Show threaddragonfrogOct 14
@Downwithdan Make one with four holes in it in a row so you can wear it like brass knuckles and you've got a product - you can type to take notes, and if the meeting devolves into a fistfight, it's less likely to send someone to hospital.
Show threadBlue EmuOct 15
@Downwithdan That'll go good with my plumbus.
Show threadCatOct 15
@Downwithdan well I _guess_ enormous cannabis edibles would give meetings a ... a ... je ne sais quoi
Show threadDJDarrenOct 15
@Downwithdan Well, when you apply Gump to the Fleen, you'll find that meetings go smoother. It's quite simple really.
Show threadRachelOct 15
@Downwithdan It means your ad blocker could do with updating :-)