NotTheCops

@notthecops
21 Followers
55 Following
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the name's self explanitory
NotTheCopsOct 15
Johnny In The DarkOct 15
It's been a while since we've seen a new rock that look like food, huh
NotTheCopsOct 15
mashed potato enthusiastOct 15
ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to be left alone
NotTheCopsOct 15
Bluesky is down, you know what that means 😏
NotTheCopsOct 14
Dan of the YearOct 13
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
NotTheCopsOct 13
aricOct 13

Daughter: The chocolate chip cookies are great.

Me: Great.

Daughter: But there's too much weed in them.

Me: What?

Daughter: There's too much weed.

Me: Weed?

Daughter: Yeah.

Me: You mean wheat?

Daughter: Yeah, wheat. Not enough chocolate.

NotTheCopsOct 13
Show threadVacuolicOct 9, 2025
@forestine
NotTheCopsOct 13
Fun KellyOct 13
ok ill bite what’s star trek
NotTheCopsOct 13
Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, but they updated it with Elon Musk instead of Scrooge, so it’s only like 10 minutes long.
NotTheCopsOct 12
how is the For You tab on mastodon already 10x better than the bsky discover tab and it’s literally just a list of accounts followed by your mutuals?
NotTheCopsOct 12
*the lights inside the stadium come back up as Taylor Swift runs back out on stage for her encore*: “Alright guys, this next one’s all about who let the dogs out!”