epinymph (they/them)

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Chronically ill / disabled
Queer / trans
Slut
Sunlight enjoyer

PronounsThey/them
WarningAlways horny
WeaknessesReading comprehension
Just a friendly reminder that if you don’t like someone, you can wish them a Merry Cursemas and they probably won’t notice.
what happened to #fuckaas ?
I open a different mastadon app every time now for no reason just like randomly which one grabs my eye its fun

Just saw a friend (online/text, never met IRL but in same city) *excitedly* take a job at Starbucks bc he *genuinely* loves the place and loves their coffee.

Hooooooboy, I hope this radicalizes him.

The strong winds blew ghosts into the apartment, apparently.

Lots of random noises (the wind is gone!) including ghost water drips. And no - it’s not a plumbing issue I swear. I’ve checked all the usual suspects (leaky toilet, radiators, shower…). Cat is sleeping.

I’ve not been on the dot-horse in a while, I have no idea who any of you are
GOOD MORNING I found out its trans awareness week bc of the trans flag logo on Pornhub 🏳️‍⚧️
i made up a place called the ham canyon