BonesOfTheMoonOct 10

I'm calling the police.

https://lemmy.world/post/37134690

Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFart
Who the fuck eats pasta and rice?
Oct 10 at 1:11amWeb
Show threadHikingVetOct 10
Not the most pressing question I had but we can start there I geuss.
Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Oct 10
Not me. Not without mashed potatoes and gravy.
Show threadlumpenproletariatOct 10
Carbivores?
Show threadIninewCrowOct 10
I thought they went extinct during the late Diabetassic
Show threadHonytawkOct 10

No, those were the Glucosaurs.

The carbivores roamed the Earth during the Carbiniferous time period, when the great noodle rains and ricevalances happened.

Show threadThatWeirdGuy1001Oct 10
Praise the noodley appendage! Ramen
Show threadnormalexitOct 10
Struggle dinner
Show thread\[DUMBASS]/Oct 10

You know that there’s no real rules about food, you can eat whatever you want with whatever you want, you can make a cheese and mayo sandwich using weetbix as the bread if you want.

Your stomach will tell you when you’ve fucked up.

Show threadBonusOct 10
Tell it to r/ItalianFood
Show thread\[DUMBASS]/Oct 10
Nawww, then I have to go to Reddit… can’t I just offend the Italians on here?
Show threadFrezikOct 10
Just avoid salting your pasta water. It’s easy.
Show thread\[DUMBASS]/Oct 10
Yeah I don’t salt my pasta water, I chuck a shit tonne of chicken stock in there.
Show threadFrezikOct 10
Somewhere, an Italian grandmother has died of shock.
Show thread\[DUMBASS]/Oct 10
I’ma sorry.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamOct 10
Show threadBonusOct 10
I don’t think it’s possible to offend us as much as the real Italians there. They sort of have the market cornered on this in particular.
Show threadubergeekOct 10
Brb, making a cheese and mayo on weetabix
Show thread\[DUMBASS]/Oct 10
You’re gonna need a big drink with that tho.
Show threadVictorOct 10
Nobody’s saying it’s against the rules. But certain rules are just unwritten because it’s gross. It’s not like the pasta alone is an insufficient portion anyway.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamOct 10
nah just reading that samdwich recipe my stomach lets me know someone fucked up somewhere
Show threadButteryMonkeyOct 10

Rice and vermicelli is rice and pasta, and it’s wildly common, especially the cheap bagged side dish stuff.

So I guess I do.

Show threadrockstarmodeOct 10

As a person of Pacific Islander descent, rice is awesome and goes with everything.

Also if you’re on a budget rice is a cheap way to fill your stomach.