I'm calling the police.

https://lemmy.world/post/37134690

Who the fuck eats pasta and rice?
Carbivores?
I thought they went extinct during the late Diabetassic

No, those were the Glucosaurs.

The carbivores roamed the Earth during the Carbiniferous time period, when the great noodle rains and ricevalances happened.

Praise the noodley appendage! Ramen