I'm calling the police.

https://lemmy.world/post/37134690

Who the fuck eats pasta and rice?

You know that there’s no real rules about food, you can eat whatever you want with whatever you want, you can make a cheese and mayo sandwich using weetbix as the bread if you want.

Your stomach will tell you when you’ve fucked up.

Brb, making a cheese and mayo on weetabix
You’re gonna need a big drink with that tho.