I'm calling the police.

https://lemmy.world/post/37134690

Who the fuck eats pasta and rice?

You know that there’s no real rules about food, you can eat whatever you want with whatever you want, you can make a cheese and mayo sandwich using weetbix as the bread if you want.

Your stomach will tell you when you’ve fucked up.

Tell it to r/ItalianFood
Nawww, then I have to go to Reddit… can’t I just offend the Italians on here?
Just avoid salting your pasta water. It’s easy.
Yeah I don’t salt my pasta water, I chuck a shit tonne of chicken stock in there.
Somewhere, an Italian grandmother has died of shock.