Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen
So, you want to learn everything about trains?
@amutepiggy oooh, I can't do ibuprofen... What about some prednisolone?
(45 here, age sucks and is awesome at the same time)
Yeah! We know a lot of cool shit we no longer have the time, energy or health to do! 😭
The red one. Here is a glass of water.
I literally just barked out a staccato burst of laughter while sitting at the library. Thank you.
@amutepiggy ffs you’ve been here one day and you almost have a 1k post already? i’ve been here since june and my best is like 250
go back to bluesky 😡 🫶
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