amutepiggyi am the winner of the MacArthur dumbass grant
| pronouns | he/him |
| where are we going? | Planet Ten! |
| when are we going? | Real Soon! |
king toot uncommon
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code smasher, anarcho-dad, part of the cybernetic system of capitalism that is trying to destroy me
So I weighed the options and I'm taking my talents to beige.party if they'll have me
Lizzy 💫This place still has the juice
(reply guys from hell)
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It's like they always say: you can never be too online
ana veronica 
if your "big tent" has nazis in it you might find out that you didn't need that big a tent at all
nick semper tyrannisMrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making antifa and I saw one of the antifas and the antifa looked at me!
Fascism is dogshit
Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen
Les OrchardFor context: beck in the 90s, i took a sidewalk personality test in Royal Oak, MI that was the gateway to me eventually spending $300 of my grocery bagger paycheck on scientology seminars. I also read Dianetics. I've had no contact with them since and they've reliably tracked and mailed me several times a week across 3 states for 30 years since.
slop enjoyerwe will fight together in the posts, we will fight together in the replies, we will fight together on the toilet every morning after the first coffee