feels foolish that I never remember it

https://piefed.world/post/534951

My dictionary as a kid had a few guides and a map and I have not forgotten a single word off of them.

This was one.

it seems hard unless you use it a lot and then it's second nature. I've had to actually stop myself from using it in places like for a drive-thru pickup code, as that never goes well.
I was using this to read put a gift card code to make a purchase over the phone with apple (don’t ask why, it was a shit show), and when I gave Sierra, the person thought it was C as in Ciara. Had to repeat the whole thing over again.

Sierra’s even the name of one of their OS versions.

“Ciara”. smh

Hahahaha! I had forgotten about that!
I appreciate the Archer reference
Thanks, that’s going in my bookmarks!
That Morse code tidbit is actually super interesting. I’m curious how systematically they went with it, like E-I-S-H were the most common, and are ascending in dit counts. And then A being one dit and dash being the next most frequent. Or some combination of “values” for a dit/dash

I always liked this chart for Morse code:

I’m curious how systematically they went with it

Allow me to introduce you to Alfred Vail.

Alfred Vail - Wikipedia

These guides always misspell Alfa

Alpha is confusing for not native English speakers, so it’s supposed to be spelt with an F.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabet#Alfa

NATO phonetic alphabet - Wikipedia

At least they got Juliett correct. It’s two T’s to keep French speakers from mispronouncing it.

I mean as a french speaker I would have also added a e, so Juliette

But then I guess for everyone else it becomes Juliett/e/ or Juliettè

Non intellego. Romanus antiquus sum et alpha perfectum sensum mihi facit
Ad astra per ass.
I once saw a KFC entrance that had the pattern ._._ ._… _._ above it. I didn’t tell them.
AALK???

The person installing the pattern clearly didn’t know Morse code and probably just thought it was a decorative pattern.

It’s upside-down.

Oh I assumed the problem was that it was too high to touch

._…

That “F” has an extra dot, too, no?

Spelt alfa wrong though
It’s correct

Incorrect.
Alpha is the Greek letter.

Alfa is spelt this way in the phonetic alphabet to help with pronunciation in all countries, as 'ph' often makes a different sound.

You just argued against yourself.

“Alfa” in the context of the NATO phonetic alphabet (what this post is about) is correct.

What???

Look at the post again... it's mispelt as Alpha. When in the phonetic alphabet it is spelt Alfa.

Where's the confusion in anything I said?

No. You’re right. Apologies.

I’m remove my comment.

I think the civvie version is easier for the average person. The military phonetics are just ‘odd’ enough that it is more of a chore to remember.

As a Swedish IT technician, I use two phonetic alphabets.

The Swedish phonetic alphabet was created in the 1890s and first published in 1902, in the 1960s a few entries were changed to reduce the risk of confusion.

A - Adam
B - Bertil
C - Cesar
D - David
E - Erik
F - Filip
G - Gustav
H - Helge
I - Ivar
J - Johan
K - Kalle
L - Ludvig
M - Martin
N - Niklas
O - Olle (air traffic communications), Olof (military use)
P - Petter
Q - Qvintus
R - Rudolf
S - Sigurd
T - Tore
U - Urban
V - Viktor
W - Wilhelm
X - Xerxes
Y - Yngve
Z - Zäta
Å - Åke
Ä - Ärlig
Ö - Östen

F as in Filip, then need G as in Geoffrey

For something so commonly used, it’s got some pretty glaring flaws. Most critically, ‘golf’ and ‘mike’ - single syllable, which over radio comms often doesn’t sound like shit. Compare to something like ‘oscar’, which even if either half of it gets all staticky you still hear “osc–” or “–car” which is enough to still receive an accurate exchange of info.

My more whiny complaints are that the number of syllables are inconsistent, F and X use compound words instead of one single complete word which feels… icky… x gets a pass cuz x is always janky and x-ray is perfect. Some of the entries rhyme with commonly used words that could confuse someone who’s either inexperienced or in a stressful situation like being shot at. For example, “echo” could be misheard as “gecko” and even though “gecko” isn’t on the list, our brains do stupid shit when they’re saturated with adrenaline, so something like this should be as absolutely idiot-proof as possible.

If I could magic that fucker into something new, I’d shoot for:

  • every entry is exactly three syllables.

  • no two of the same syllables in any entry can rhyme with those two syllables of another entry. I.E., “Uniform” and “Chloroform” are not compatible because syllables 2 and 3 are too similar.

  • Each entry should be as common a word as possible, in as low/unspecialized a reading level as possible. I.E., “November” is recognizable by nearly everyone; vs something like “Ganglia” which is gibberish to anyone without specialty knowledge requiring them to be familiar with ganglia.

  • No compound or multiple word entries.

  • X gets a pass cuz x is always janky and x-ray is perfect.

  • Prototype phonetic alphabet must be first scrutinized by a panel consisting of a linguist, a speech pathologist, an English teacher, a 7 year old, a highschooler, a geriatric with severe hearing loss, and a junior enlisted US Marine. Their job is to find any potential for confusion.

Having a 7 year old and a junior enlisted US Marine seems redundant
I mean… someone has to supervise the Marine…
That’s fair. I’ve got enough marines in the family to know what happens when they’re left alone and get bored. Always best to have a more mature playmate with them.

I’ve got enough marines in the family to know what happens when they’re left alone and get bored.

The good crayons always go missing and there’s waxy buildup around their mouth.

Oh you’re so lucky their mouth is the only place your marines have stuck the crayons…
In Amateur Radio, if our first calls are not received correctly, most experienced operators will switch up and use alternates for troublesome phonetics. America for Alpha, Germany for Golf, Kilowatt for Kilo. Some folks even use amusing ones. I once heard an American station using “Kentucky Fried Chicken” for their callsign ending in KFC.

I once heard an American station using “Kentucky Fried Chicken” for their callsign ending in KFC.

i mean that one is perfect

But with your new rules, x can be xylophone so you don’t need the special case rule for x anymore.

I use a different phonetic alphabet:

We need the real, dirty version. Not the one you use for mom.
Asshole Ballsack Cumdump Dickwad Ejaculate Fuckface Gooner Hand-job Incest Jizz Knob-gobbler Lube MILF Nipples Orgy Pussy Queef Rim-job Shithead Titfuck Urethra Vagina Wanker X-rated
yuno Z?
Oh crap, missed one lol, I would go with “Zoo Open”
Y is also missing. 😬

Typing on the phone is hard especially when switching to browser to look for some nasty stuff lol.

How about we go with Yiff. Although it might be lost in the comms.

I'm going with Zucchini because it is the best in context of a WTF outlier, especially when said with a straight face
Thanks I hate it
yuck. I will bully you off my line.
I bet you spend a lot of money.

I use a modified version with

I -> Indigo W -> Water

Now I’m not sure if I use indigo and India. Pretty sure it’s indigo. India always fell off somehow.
Adam Charlie Adam Boy
Doubly clever! For those that don’t know, that’s the code cops use. :)