I use a different phonetic alphabet:

We need the real, dirty version. Not the one you use for mom.
Asshole Ballsack Cumdump Dickwad Ejaculate Fuckface Gooner Hand-job Incest Jizz Knob-gobbler Lube MILF Nipples Orgy Pussy Queef Rim-job Shithead Titfuck Urethra Vagina Wanker X-rated
yuno Z?
Oh crap, missed one lol, I would go with β€œZoo Open”
Y is also missing. 😬

Typing on the phone is hard especially when switching to browser to look for some nasty stuff lol.

How about we go with Yiff. Although it might be lost in the comms.

I'm going with Zucchini because it is the best in context of a WTF outlier, especially when said with a straight face
Thanks I hate it
yuck. I will bully you off my line.
I bet you spend a lot of money.