I want “Kaiju Cows, The Movie!”

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@patioboater that is a much better idea for a movie than the movie we just saw. #monsterdon

@floatybirb Or the sequel that they did make for this movie.

Give me some 200-foot-tall cows and a flood scene with a million gallons of fresh milk!

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@floatybirb I mean, can you imagine the size of the cow patties?!

There’s the true horror.

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