Dan PortsSep 23, 2025
I'd just like to remind everyone that each week approximately 23% of Americans take acetaminophen, so if it really caused autism, we'd have a way more functional train system in this country.
Show threadAndy Wootton
@dan This seems a much better way of trying to get the trains to run on time than electing Nazis.
Sep 23, 2025 at 1:16pmWeb
Show threadCybarbieSep 23, 2025
@woo @dan Wartime Gestapo reports, railway statistics and modern historians all show that punctuality collapsed under the Nazis. Same story in Italy which benefited from pre-fascist modernisation but suffered when thousands were dismissed for 'disloyalty'. It wasn’t that the trains were on time; it was that nobody dared report them late. The only reason to vote MAGA is if one secretly loves libs so much that one wants to force them into a joint suicide pact because you can't be them.
Show threadAndy WoottonSep 24, 2025
@nf3xn @dan Yes, I knew that but it was a joke. Sorry, I'm British. We laugh at some really awful things. We have to because there's not much else we can do about them.
Show threadCybarbieSep 24, 2025
@woo @dan No offense, of course, as not intended solely for your benefit but more for others for whom in these New Dark Ages it is unfortunately necessary to state that which ordinarily one would have been educated about lest they get the wrong idea.