Have you tried self-hosting? It's on Docker. It's literally on Yunohost. It's on Cloudron with ads. You can probably host it on PikaPods. Dude it's on Elestia. It's a Zeabur original. It's on ClawCloud. You can run it on ClawCloud. You can go to ClawCloud and run it. Log onto ClawCloud right now
@joe ClawCloud has it for you
@baralheia @joe i don't trust this company
@joe Like, all of these cost money if you click them.

@BalooUriza @joe

Yunohost doesn't. I've been using it for years and the only money they've ever gotten from me was when I chose - unprompted - to go to their donate page, which is woefully underpromoted.

@joe and people say LLMs generate nonsense
@joe Same energy as "self-storage". I visited 11 different self-storage companies, none of them would let me store myself in there!!

@eviloatmeal @joe I had too much extra space so I went to Extra Space Storage but they were unhelpful

Hitting up the Hiller Air Museum next

@eviloatmeal @joe A shame, it would really save on rent.
@joe "Who the hell are all of you people?"
@joe @hexaitos I only know two of these and I hope the rest are satire or something.
@colinstu @joe @hexaitos they're not sadly
@sirlan @colinstu @hexaitos @joe i can think of like three more before i have to start making stuff up

@joe
Okay their website looks cool and all, but on the game server page they say

> Up To 100+Configurations Per Game

So first it's "up to" to indicate there may be fewer, then it's "+" to indicate there may be more. So how many are there? 7? 385? 101?

@joe clawcloud cracked me up ​
@joe @jiub I can't believe it's fucking real https://claw.cloud/
ClawCloud | Cloud Infrastructure And Platform for Developers

High Performance, low cost VPS. User-friendly dev and deploy platform, ClawCloud helps developers to quickly build, deploy, manage and deliver projects faster to the market.

@joe we've come full circle
@joe it’sa me, Elestio
@joe no coolify mention 😔

Until there's either a nix package or flake for it, I simply do not care about it.


#nixos #linux
@joe uh... context? what are we talking about self-hosting here?

@wagesj45 @joe got it. Was thinking there were just some more ridiculously named hosting providers I hadn’t heard about yet 🤦‍♀️

Which, kind of proves the point of the joke 😄

kinda hope this isn't real, i'm not gonna check
@joe
It's on the Yunohost
It's on the PikaPods
It's on the combination Yunohost and PikaPods
@joe ClawCloud must be where Bob Loblaw's Law Blog is hosted
@joe discovering Proxmox made a lot of these 1 click install programs obsolete for me. At least in the long run.
I hope that I figure out how to incorporate DevOps into some of these self hosted things. At least automate updating more.
@joe Docker and Yunohost are self-hosting. The rest is cloud and can be deleted.
@joe yunohost is cool ive used it
@georgia @joe planning a home server rn. i either go:

1. yunohost
2. docker foo
3. just install everything with some package manager on some linux distro
@joe clawcloud has it for you
@joe Give me docker-compose.yml, so I can just docker compose up -d on mine machine
@joe clawcloud is so good gtheir website just doesnt load at all on my phone
@joe Clawcloud has all you need
@joe wait, so there's a self-hosting service called "you no host"? Lol that's a name fail
@joe where did we go wrong as a species
@joe what are all of those o_O
@joe damn, I thought you just started making up names
@joe why wouldn't you trust John Doe and Jayce Talis with your data?
@joe @halcy dear princess elestia, please provide me with one of your finest docker stacks posthaste, your faithful student,