Mastodawn

cameron Sep 21, 2025

Joe Groff (1M Context)

Have you tried self-hosting? It's on Docker. It's literally on Yunohost. It's on Cloudron with ads. You can probably host it on PikaPods. Dude it's on Elestia. It's a Zeabur original. It's on ClawCloud. You can run it on ClawCloud. You can go to ClawCloud and run it. Log onto ClawCloud right now

Baral'heia Stormdancer ΘΔ🐲Sep 20, 2025

@joe ClawCloud has it for you

@baralheia @joe i don't trust this company

Baloo Uriza Sep 20, 2025

@joe Like, all of these cost money if you click them.

Blort™ 🐀Ⓥ🥋☣️Sep 22, 2025

@BalooUriza @joe

Yunohost doesn't. I've been using it for years and the only money they've ever gotten from me was when I chose - unprompted - to go to their donate page, which is woefully underpromoted.

🌰🐈‍⬛ Kathee 🐈‍⬛🌰 Stop shoving AI down my throat it's not a d Sep 20, 2025

@joe ClawCloud has it for you

Tom Harrington Sep 20, 2025

@joe and people say LLMs generate nonsense

eviloatmeal, resident Death Stranding 2 apologist (arch, btw)Sep 20, 2025

@joe Same energy as "self-storage". I visited 11 different self-storage companies, none of them would let me store myself in there!!

Ben Rosengart Sep 20, 2025

@eviloatmeal @joe I had too much extra space so I went to Extra Space Storage but they were unhelpful

Hitting up the Hiller Air Museum next

Aknorals⚑Ⓐ 🏴Sep 28

@eviloatmeal @joe A shame, it would really save on rent.

the vessel of morganna Sep 20, 2025

@joe is this real

Ken Butler Sep 20, 2025

@joe you made all those names up, didn't you?

Joe Groff (1M Context)Sep 20, 2025

@nxskok i wish

$ Enya21🔥ΘΔ | the toolfox Sep 20, 2025

@joe "Who the hell are all of you people?"

Colin Sep 20, 2025

@joe @hexaitos I only know two of these and I hope the rest are satire or something.

sirlan <( rawr )Sep 20, 2025

@colinstu @joe @hexaitos they're not sadly

@sirlan @colinstu @hexaitos @joe i can think of like three more before i have to start making stuff up

Zip Sep 20, 2025

@joe
Okay their website looks cool and all, but on the game server page they say

> Up To 100+Configurations Per Game

So first it's "up to" to indicate there may be fewer, then it's "+" to indicate there may be more. So how many are there? 7? 385? 101?

EndlessMason Sep 20, 2025

@zip @joe Yes, absolutely.

Zip Sep 21, 2025

@EndlessMason
Great, thanks
@joe

@joe clawcloud cracked me up

Lunaphied Oct 14

@joe @jiub I can't believe it's fucking real https://claw.cloud/

ClawCloud | Cloud Infrastructure And Platform for Developers

High Performance, low cost VPS. User-friendly dev and deploy platform, ClawCloud helps developers to quickly build, deploy, manage and deliver projects faster to the market.

Pavle Sep 20, 2025

@joe we've come full circle

honk if you want to honk

goose_honk_trans

@joe I guess it runs on CasaOS

Softwarewolf Sep 20, 2025

@joe Bare metal baybee!!!

inamruzui Sep 21, 2025

@faoluin @joe YES

NeoNacho Sep 20, 2025

@joe it’sa me, Elestio

Index Sep 21, 2025

@joe no coolify mention 😔

Pink Sep 21, 2025

Until there's either a nix package or flake for it, I simply do not care about it.

masukomi Sep 21, 2025

@joe uh... context? what are we talking about self-hosting here?

jordan Sep 21, 2025

masukomi Sep 21, 2025

@wagesj45 @joe got it. Was thinking there were just some more ridiculously named hosting providers I hadn’t heard about yet 🤦‍♀️

Which, kind of proves the point of the joke 😄

Kett‮Sep 21, 2025

kinda hope this isn't real, i'm not gonna check

Carl Muckenhoupt Sep 21, 2025

@joe
It's on the Yunohost
It's on the PikaPods
It's on the combination Yunohost and PikaPods

Glitzertofu DX2-66 ✨Sep 21, 2025

@joe ClawCloud must be where Bob Loblaw's Law Blog is hosted

Soulfire The Wolf

@joe discovering Proxmox made a lot of these 1 click install programs obsolete for me. At least in the long run.

Soulfire The Wolf

I hope that I figure out how to incorporate DevOps into some of these self hosted things. At least automate updating more.

mirabilos Sep 21, 2025

@joe is this satire?

Jak2k 🏳️‍🌈Sep 21, 2025

@joe Docker and Yunohost are self-hosting. The rest is cloud and can be deleted.

georgia Sep 21, 2025

@joe yunohost is cool ive used it

grillchen Sep 22, 2025

@georgia @joe planning a home server rn. i either go:

1. yunohost
2. docker foo
3. just install everything with some package manager on some linux distro

Mark Dunne Sep 21, 2025

@joe clawcloud has it for you

tapafon Sep 21, 2025

@joe Give me docker-compose.yml, so I can just docker compose up -d on mine machine

Azu Sep 21, 2025

@joe clawcloud is so good gtheir website just doesnt load at all on my phone

Kandy Sep 21, 2025

@joe Clawcloud has all you need

食 Shoku the Umbreon Sep 22, 2025

@joe wait, so there's a self-hosting service called "you no host"? Lol that's a name fail

babble encat Sep 22, 2025

@TheMNWolf @joe probably "why you no host?"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rage_comic

@babble_endanger @TheMNWolf @joe That is exactly it

Laurent Bercot Sep 22, 2025

@joe where did we go wrong as a species

farcaller Sep 24, 2025

@joe what are all of those o_O

@joe damn, I thought you just started making up names

@joe why wouldn't you trust John Doe and Jayce Talis with your data?

Jessica🏳️‍🌈Oct 15

@joe @halcy dear princess elestia, please provide me with one of your finest docker stacks posthaste, your faithful student,