re-posting for alt text and vibe check
FEDI or BUST, BABY 
re-posting for alt text and vibe check
FEDI or BUST, BABY 
@dannotdaniel Archived version: https://archive.ph/YSCR9
Original URL: https://www.wired.com/story/god-did-us-a-favor-by-destroying-twitter/
@stagerabbit @LinuxAndYarn @dannotdaniel
Swear to god, this is so much easier than you think, and learning it was like lightbulb going off for me specifically.
Figuring out how the chains go there, that gearshifts/brakes are just cords with clamps and pliers and wrenches...
It was kinda awesome! And a hammer fixes most of the issues!
Warning: Don't do this on like, super expensive racing bikes. But it will work for most others!
🗣FEDI AS FUCK, BABY!
@blogdiva @dannotdaniel town squares are not a source of billions of dollars and thats a very good thing, actually.
We should treat billionaires as the mental disorder it is
@dannotdaniel I suddenly feel the urge to make tea and fix a bicycle.
Note: I don’t drink tea, and don’t currently have a bicycle.
The fiber arts circle is sitting in the shade, with juice and empanaditas.
@JustinDerrick @dannotdaniel Well, one is easier to get into than the other.
Do you own a French wrench?
@dannotdaniel Wired is kinda stupid sometimes.
I have never cracked a cellphone screen except the time I drove over a Nokia 5110 and cracked it, but the phone still worked.
And I fix laptops and watches. My bike is just fine.
Become Unsellable 

@MOULE UNMARKETABLE, even. Unable To Be Marketed To.
If you listen to Curtis Yarvin...
... Biodiesel.
Though he variously claims that he didn't say it or it was a joke.
@Variaxocellus that's a noble goal and a tall order
but certainly worth a thought