Department of War? Let's do them all.

Dept of Agribusiness
Dept of Ignorance
Dept of Industry
Dept of Fossil Fuels
Dept of Human Disease
Homeland Gestapo
Dept of Private Parks
Dept of Unpaid Labor
Dept of State Control
Dept of SUVs & Trucks
Dept of Bankrupt Treasury
Dept of Veterans Abuse
Center for Disease
The Environmental Pollution Agency

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⬆️ Une personne bizarre.

@petergleick *Homefront. In german it was the Heimatfront.
@petergleick Department of Pyramid Economy
@petergleick Department of Total Incompetence?

@LRBristol @petergleick

Department of Four Seasons Total Incompetence

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Dept of War
Dept of Pestilence
Dept of Famine
Dept of Death

I mean, this is the Official Evangelical AntiChrist we are talking about.

@androcat @petergleick That will be the day when the evangelical Church finally wakes up to this possibility. He who has eyes, let him see!

@JDGeoShack

But thos death cult mofos actually WANT the apocalypse to happen, because they think that has to happen before they can get raptured.

That's also why they want to install a King of Israel in Jerusalem.

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@petergleick even if most veterans committed unspeakable crimes, they deserve to be treated better. Obviously, most of them deserve decades in prison for war crimes and supporting genocides.
@petergleick The Painfully Stupid States of America.
@petergleick Dept of ignorance reminds me of the hight of hubris.
@petergleick I lost it at Center for Disease.
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Ministry of Peace
Ministry of Truth
Ministry of Love
Ministry of Plenty

@petergleick @dangillmor

I beg to differ on the last one: it should read “Center for Diseases Out of Control (CDOC).”

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Dept of Hate

maybe a Division of the Department of War but #AgentOrange has elevated it to its rightful Department position

@petergleick @at Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives 😬😬😬
@petergleick Presumably they're going for Department of War because Department of Offence was already taken by the White House press office?