I WASN'T GONNA SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE CRACKER BARREL FATWA BUT THEN THE UNIVERSE GAVE ME THIS:
I'D FUCKIN SHOP THERE. OR EAT THERE? I DON'T KNOW WHAT CRACKER BARREL DOES.
I AM LIVING PROOF THAT YOU CAN HAVE AN OPINION WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING.
@LRRRonEarth Donald? Did you hack LRRR's account?
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According to Wiki
"Cracker Barrel Old Country Store, Inc., doing business as Cracker Barrel, is an American chain of restaurant and gift stores with a Southern country theme. "

So you can dine on the staff and customers* and take anything shiny as tribute.

*I'm assuming they are the crackers in every sense.

@AnguaDelphine

I DO LIKE THE IDEA OF SHOOTING CRACKERS IN A BARREL...

@LRRRonEarth YOU CAN BUY TRASH IN THE FRONT BEFORE OR AFTER YOU EAT THE TRASH IN THE BACK.
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In the UK of my youth, it was advertised somewhat differently...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_sFI-_zZh0

Cracker Barrel Cheese Classic Vintage British Tv Ad

YouTube
@LRRRonEarth I'll have the NosferaTwo Eggs & Bacon, please.
@LRRRonEarth Shop is the correct term. What you do with the merchandise (aka biscuits and mac & cheese) is inconsequential. As long as you remain fully clothed.
@LRRRonEarth This. This is fucking FANTASTIC!πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ
@LRRRonEarth What if the cracker barrel dude went drag? Maybe did some stereotype gay gestures?
@LRRRonEarth The alt text says Nosferatu, which is not wrong, but honestly I thought Stephen Miller at first glance

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> CRACKER BARREL FATWA

You win the Internet, today. πŸ†

@LRRRonEarth I see this as better than the plain, flat, boring one they changed it to. At least it's interesting. LOL!
@LRRRonEarth now I have to go! The advertising really does work.
@LRRRonEarth this style is for the Denny's logo from 1am to 430am
@LRRRonEarth @mainframed767 I approve of that logo design.