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Living extra EXTRA large on Omicron Persei 8
Only slightly concerned about Lrrr
| Pronouns | She/Her/Omicronian |
Ndnd the Omicronian
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Alice McFlurry 
Whenever someone DMs me to ask about scheduling a meeting, I ask for more info about what the meeting will cover and then I continue asking and answering questions until everything has been covered in the DM itself so there is no longer any need for a meeting.
The titles of Omicronian shock videos just aren’t as good as their earthican counterparts. “Two Omicronians, One Food Replicator” - it just doesn’t roll off the tongue.
You need a snack schnookems? When I got home from the gym, there was a car full of Mormon missionaries waiting at my house to ambush me. They even knew my name. But when they said who they were I just shouted “Bye!” and went inside and closed the door.
I doubt they would be missed.
Got my space COVID vaccine booster today. But everything is much larger in space. Viruses can be the size of small dogs here.
So if I do encounter a space COVID virus, I will probably shoot it.
Deus Ex MacGuffin 
When do vampires celebrate their birthdays? Is it on their mortal birthday? Or the date they were turned?
Their mortal birthdate
The date they were turned undead
Something else
Poll ended at .
LRRR 
Goldy 
@ndnd I think you can get away with some word crimes if you're writing a limerick, for comedic effect.
There once was a spoiled young poppler
Whose whining was always non-stoppler
When she got on the bus
She would scream and she'd cuss
So they forced her to ride on the toppler
Is there a 2 syllable word that rhymes with "poppler"? Other than "Doppler", because how the hell am I supposed to make a limerick with that?
I WASN'T GONNA SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE CRACKER BARREL FATWA BUT THEN THE UNIVERSE GAVE ME THIS:
