LRRR 
I WASN'T GONNA SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE CRACKER BARREL FATWA BUT THEN THE UNIVERSE GAVE ME THIS:
I'D FUCKIN SHOP THERE. OR EAT THERE? I DON'T KNOW WHAT CRACKER BARREL DOES.
Angua 
@LRRRonEarth
According to Wiki
"Cracker Barrel Old Country Store, Inc., doing business as Cracker Barrel, is an American chain of restaurant and gift stores with a Southern country theme. "
So you can dine on the staff and customers* and take anything shiny as tribute.
*I'm assuming they are the crackers in every sense.
According to Wiki
"Cracker Barrel Old Country Store, Inc., doing business as Cracker Barrel, is an American chain of restaurant and gift stores with a Southern country theme. "
So you can dine on the staff and customers* and take anything shiny as tribute.
*I'm assuming they are the crackers in every sense.
I DO LIKE THE IDEA OF SHOOTING CRACKERS IN A BARREL...