"The #USA has told #Denmark to "calm down" after the top #US diplomat in #Copenhagen was summoned over claims that Americans had been conducting covert operations in Greenland"

No

Do not "calm down" #Danmark

And do not wring your hands about appearing too forceful

Just fucking kick these fuckstains out of Greenland, pronto

I'd blanket ban all American civilians from Greenland if I were you

"Calm down"?

Nah, how about "fuck you"

😠

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0j9l08902eo

@benroyce Tell the USA you will impose a visum on all visitors. Do not calm down and tell them that you are a sovereign country and that they have to stop interfering in internal country affairs.

@TuutW

Denmark should phrase the reply as a concern about "scary scary immigrants" to Greenland, or whatever the xenophobic verbiage the US govt uses to "justify" its crack down on immigration to the USA

in other words, Denmark should troll the USA

@benroyce don't conflate us civilians with the freakshow in power—those of us that are sane want to ban them from our country
@benroyce Do not calm down. Do not back down. Fuck these clowns
@benroyce Fuck you is actually the ONLY appropriate response

@dropbear @benroyce

Came here to say this. ⬆️

Calm Down...?!?

Really?

How about get angrier...
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https://youtu.be/ZSCXwHEG0_w?si=QLwclM_e_9CFeZOI

The Exploited - Fuck the USA

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@dropbear @benroyce I'm hoping the Danes and the Greenlandic Inuit take a leaf out of Roman Hrybov's book - to paraphrase his epic and immortal defiance, "American military, go fuck yourself!"

@benroyce

Tell americans to get the fuck off Danish Territory and let no more in.

usa never was trustworthy
now it absolutely can not be trusted in any respect.

Sort of wrong,
usa can be trusted to
extort, meddle in elections, plot and prepare to take over sovereign territories.

Protect Russian interests and support Pootin.

Betray Ukraine

Show absolutely no respect for human rights including those of its own citizens.

@benroyce Yeah. The Danes don’t need to ’calm down’.

United States of Gaslight presents.

@benroyce My dear American friends, please boost messages, marking as Favorite does not spread the message.

@benroyce I keep thinking of the South Park Trump character who keeps threatening people and then just says "Hey, relax, man!" when they get upset🤣

Seriously, tho: Denmark, the majority of Americans would have NO PROBLEM with you escorting these fucktards a long way off a very short pier 🤬

@benroyce But we Really Really need for the nativ people of Greenland to say this. And we (me and other Danish people) needs to back them up.
@benroyce I had not seen this story before, and I did not previously know the gender of Denmark's Prime Minister. As soon as I saw the headline however, I knew that Denmark's Prime Minister had to be a woman.
@benroyce this has huge “you’re overreacting, honey…” energy.

@benroyce This is what they've been saying to the American people for decades and well...

When a right winger tells you that you are overreacting, realize that you are probably underreacting and adjust your threat model.

edit: keep in mind also that they'll think of you as an idiot that deserves it if you fall for their lies.

@benroyce Calm down, Denmark, you're being hysterical.

🤦

My country is run by idiots. Sorry Denmark. We hate them here, too.

@benroyce Trump’s billionaire buddies are probably the ones telling him to grab Greenland and the Canadian arctic.

@galad putin wants to destabilize the arctic, and he has the perfect patsy to play

it doesn't matter if Trump does anything with Greenland or not, there is now drama where before there was peace, and zero genuine reason for drama, only manufactured bullshit from an easily manipulated orange clown

see also: meeting putin in alaska

next step: putin offers to step in and "help"

@benroyce @galad I bet Dicktater Donny will “agree to” a % of profits from the Danish energy company, Orsted, that’s financing the RI wind farm project that Donny just plastered a stop work order on. Land isn’t as important to him as money is.

It’s how he rolls.

#mafiastyle

@grammasaurus

I think this is one of the key aspects of DTs personality that most folks miss. He came up in NY real estate.

He thinks _exactly_ like a mobster. He often _talks_ like one if you're paying attention.

He literally wants to know what's his vig. What's his squeeze?

He has the subtlety of a grizzly bear.

@grammasaurus @benroyce @galad Yeah, expect everything to get blocked at some point, allowing only those who pay entry by giving the government part of their company to do business.

Land is important. He's going to crash the economy, and drop the insurance rates so he can sell our national forests and his rich buddies can buy all your homes and turn them into air bnbs. They'll have to give him a cut of course.

We gave the mob our country. The "Biden Crime Family" took over.

@benroyce
Let the Danes feed the polar bears with crazy things...
@benroyce The USA telling Denmark to "calm down"?

@Eetschrijver

That is a _fantastic_ postage stamp.

I'd be sending _so_ much mail.

@401matthall I love it. It's so typical for the spirit of Ukrainians!
@benroyce maybe Greenland could close Thule!
@benroyce 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

@benroyce Just a little headsup about having foreign military bases in your country. This is usually _a good thing_ because his means that the country providing the soldiers is prepared to defend you. Not with the soldiers on the base, because they are too few and will be run over in a war. But when the base is run over the country providing the troops will be dragged into the war on your side.

If Ukraine had had a US military base in Crimea ... the war would now have been over years ago.

@benroyce Sometimes military bases are more nefarious. But if the US public stops putting 🍊 in power again and again (🤦) Greenland will probably keep preferring US bases to the alternatives ...

@benroyce The nefariousness ... came into play in Crimea, because it was Russia that had bases there.

So ... bases good, except if the base owner is a dick.

@benroyce congrats to the USA they are about 20% in on expanding territories. .dk is not gonna do anything.
@benroyce I would tell all Americans in Greenland that they were no longer welcome - given the clear expression of intent by President Trump that he wants to occupy Greenland. The Danish government should also demand the vacation of all American Military bases in Greenland.
@benroyce
Don't kick them out, detain them for a week or two in squalid conditions, say the hold of an old fishing trawler. THEN kick them out.