This is so Discworld that I almost feel like singing "We Can Rule You Wholesale" (The Ankh-Morpork national anthem)
"Β£3.99, and that's cutting down my own flag"
This is so Discworld that I almost feel like singing "We Can Rule You Wholesale" (The Ankh-Morpork national anthem)
"Β£3.99, and that's cutting down my own flag"
"All the little angels rise up, rise up.
All the little angels rise up high!
How do they rise up, rise up, rise up?
How do they rise up, rise up high?
They rise heads up, heads up, heads up, they rise heads up, heads up high!"
Night Watch
(That's a rebel song!) π
The better version is the atheist selling little statues of the Virgin Mary to Christians.
this feels a little more like a Nobby Scheme than a Dibbler one, he's much more likely to climb up lamp posts for a quick resale (with much amusement from Vimes).
Dibbler on the other hand would have a couple of trolls in a shed with a bunch of tea-towels and red paint selling "OWN AUTHENTIQUE ANGLAND FLAGGS" for Β£9.99.
The sad thing is if he gets caught at it, he's committing theft, and the police will take him to task.
Hilarious, though.