This is so Discworld that I almost feel like singing "We Can Rule You Wholesale" (The Ankh-Morpork national anthem)

"Β£3.99, and that's cutting down my own flag"

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@bitflipped that's patriots supporting the circular economy, thus helping to meet sustainability targets.
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We own all your helmets
We own all your shoes
We own all your generals
Touch us and you'll loooose.
(Clearly a rebel song)πŸ˜‚
@charism8 it brings a tear to the eye; it really does... or maybe that's the smell of the Ankh river...
@bitflipped @charism8 "There was a *spang!* noise. Cuddy's crossbow had gone off in his hand. The bolt whiffled past Corporal Nobbs' ear and landed in the river, where it stuck."
- from _Men at Arms_

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"All the little angels rise up, rise up.
All the little angels rise up high!
How do they rise up, rise up, rise up?
How do they rise up, rise up high?
They rise heads up, heads up, heads up, they rise heads up, heads up high!"

Night Watch

(That's a rebel song!) πŸ˜ƒ

@bitflipped

The better version is the atheist selling little statues of the Virgin Mary to Christians.

@VulcanTourist mine works fine, thanks. Do your own πŸ˜…

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this feels a little more like a Nobby Scheme than a Dibbler one, he's much more likely to climb up lamp posts for a quick resale (with much amusement from Vimes).

Dibbler on the other hand would have a couple of trolls in a shed with a bunch of tea-towels and red paint selling "OWN AUTHENTIQUE ANGLAND FLAGGS" for Β£9.99.

@8bitarcher I thought that too, but it was easier to make a one-liner Dibbler joke than a Nobby one πŸ˜…

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The sad thing is if he gets caught at it, he's committing theft, and the police will take him to task.

Hilarious, though.