This is so Discworld that I almost feel like singing "We Can Rule You Wholesale" (The Ankh-Morpork national anthem)

"£3.99, and that's cutting down my own flag"

#Discworld #TerryPratchett

@bitflipped
We own all your helmets
We own all your shoes
We own all your generals
Touch us and you'll loooose.
(Clearly a rebel song)😂
@charism8 it brings a tear to the eye; it really does... or maybe that's the smell of the Ankh river...
@bitflipped @charism8 "There was a *spang!* noise. Cuddy's crossbow had gone off in his hand. The bolt whiffled past Corporal Nobbs' ear and landed in the river, where it stuck."
- from _Men at Arms_