also yes, i am using "attention all units" as a replacement for "ladies and gentlemen"
✅ it sounds funny
✅ it attracts attention much better than some boring ass phrase from centuries ago
✅ not only it includes enbies and agenders, it also includes robots
✅ it makes you feel like you're in some action film
✅ sonic adventure 2 reference
@xyla Action stations action stations
Set condition one throughout the ship
(Best delivered through an upside-down telephone handset)
@xyla attention residents
✅half life 2 combine
✅reference to cool video game
For a while I was greeting my friends with "Greetings, doomed individuals!"
Really helps on those days you need to feel like a supervillain.
@xyla attention all units. suspect seen heading south. block all major roads and capture the suspect
copy that!
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