tv licensing fucks here are so funny

"WIll you be in on 2nd April?"

"As there's no record of a TV License at your address, you should expect a visit from an Enforcement Officer.

It may be on the 2nd April or another day."

so why did you mention the date if you're just going to say "oh it could be some other time though. who's to say. it could be then though."

also "2nd April" isn't a typo, they just fucked up the grammar. lmao.

oh lmao, read further

"Our officers visit an address every 9 seconds. Day. Evening. Even weekends. And if no one answers, they can come back."

fucking blow me

sqlite's user_version is so nice for migrations

no need to fuck around with a whole ass migration table. Good Enough migrations are 20 lines of code (if you don't need down-migrations (just make a new one that inverts the up-migration), or don't have a total ordering of what migrations are applied ("if transaction x is applied, transaction x-1 must have been applied". can happen during development, but by the time a transaction hits a database you can't just blow away, you should have the code checked-in and in a linear ordering))

ayyyy

smashed 666GB uploaded on my soulseek without noticing, at 708GB right now

file sharing is cool and makes you a better person

it must feel so good for the WIP rust crate to have every dependency have its full feature enabled

mmmm im so full of dependencies

only 642 so far (it will be pared down once it actually works)

judge my ultrakill level tier list ( https://tiermaker.com/create/ultrakill-all-levels-currently-up-to-8-4-19233675 )

P-1 is where it is because of flesh prison, and 8-3 is where it is not because it's a bad level, it's just so fucking long it's a bit tedious to play.

7-S is fun as hell and i will spend multiple hours finishing it on the hard mode and enjoy every bit of it.

secure chat UX musing:

people are okay with discord invite links, and they look like MvDtq5g (so, alphanumeric mixed case). being generous and assuming that's base64, that's a "whole" 42 bits of entropy. if you assume 100 bits of entropy is enough, and you brute force to force 30ish bits to be all zeros (which isn't that unreasonable, to be honest), then vARu8g8jmq48 has 72 bits of data for an "invite link" to either join a group(authenticates the group to you, not you to the group), or a DM (authenticates you to others) works fine

hell, people are okay with signal.me links and those are huge chonkers. can't exactly write that down though, whereas you can pretty easily write down 12 alphanumeric chars. i have no clue why they don't stick a fingerprint in there (... unless they do?). that'd break the links if you lose your phone and don't have a key backup, but like, okay?