Mickey7I could use some serious advice as to whether or not to do this
JeenaIf it's the Sam bride then absolutely.
HylactorI bet the Sam bride could fix up a mean rabbit stew, especially with some big yellow taters.
Hello everyone and welcome, happy to see some familiar faces once again! š
And some new ones.
stares directly at bride
HossenfefferāSome of you will remember my jokes from last time, please donāt spoil them for the first timers.ā
This one is much better!
I think itās great!
NaichIf they can take the joke then why not? Just donāt overdo it. Once is enough.
MissJinxIf I was the second wife I would LOL. But I like jokes like I like my coffe
Short and missing the end?
What kinda coffee are you drinking?
Evidently the kind that is short and missing the end.
Ristretto?
ā¦dark
Short and dark
Without another manās Richard Inayte?
Without another manās Richard Inayte?
Yeah IMO more than once would get awkward real fast
peoplebeproblemsYou know, this was healthy for me to read. Because it shows me just howā¦ Weirdā¦ Marriage is.
Am I going to get married again? Only if they are in a similar economic situation as me. I learned that lesson. Which makes it unlikely. Six figure income, with retirement AND health insurance? I might as well be trying to pick up chicks at a wargaming club, or looking out for sharks in a chlorinated swimming pool.
But my exā¦ Well I certainly wouldnāt be invited to the wedding. And if I was, I wouldnāt go. How could I? The whole time Iād be singing āpraisesā about her red flags, telling the story about what she did to me, how her furure-ex-husband is going to be quite disappointed. Oh and if by chance he has a well earning career, I hope heās ok with her being entirely dependent and then demanding more.
And then Iād leave with āall right, see you guys at the next wedding.ā
are we still shitposting or are you going through some shit buddy
diptchipThere was more than one moment in which I felt like Iād had everything Iād wanted in life. One with each ex. With the last Iād lost more than I ever thought I could recover from losing but Iām holding onto a sliver of hope that I can find happiness again, and I urge others to do the same. Every moment counts. Happiness is not a destination.
Hereās the serious advice: whenever you have to think about it like this, donāt do it.
I totally agry, but do it anyway. The thought of having missed out on a great joke is so much more haunting than all the disgusted faces you risk seeing at any further event. FR FR
If I were in the audience youād be getting a dead-ass cold stare from me. Not a laugh, but after your speech youāre going to be feeling kinda uncomfortable.
Iād recommend not.
I thought it was funny as hell, but I'm divorced
Correction: you actually got married at least once šš
Iām coming from a place where Iāve heard this joke before. So, for me it just seems like a lack of self awareness.
Iād clear it with the couple. Itās their day.
LogicalDrivelYou for sure have to clear that joke with the couple first. Personally I would find it hilarious.
End with āsee you next timeā.
Getting hard to find good sense of humor. Everyoneās afraid of offending someone. I tend to avoid environments where I feel like Iām walking on eggshells. In short, I wouldnāt want to attend a wedding in which such humor is unacceptable.
MinnesotaGoddamMy dad and mom got engaged after dating for like a week. He finishes the story with ābut that was my first wifeā. They were married until he died.
Only if both spouses were previously married, and you ask first. With the right crowd, thatās a howler.
If both the bride and groom are divorced, and both have a good sense of humour, Iād go for it
Wait for the third one.
You got me watching this movie now :) Donāt be this guy! youtu.be/qn4m4oMjHvE
