When you are talking with a moron and want to back slap them with a satirical complement
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Instead of just being happy that someone gave you flowers you now have to bitch about having to put them out on display
Take the time to consider if you aren't better off right where you are rather than making a change
You go to an event and there's always a clown that just has to throw something to ruin the fun
A huge shark is clearly right behind you and the moron taking the picture doesn't warn you
When it's your best outfit and you know you will spill a drink on it if you go out
Now maybe I'm delusional. But I got myself one of these in hopes of performing to standing room only audiences
