I could use some serious advice as to whether or not to do this

https://lemmy.world/post/34482561

If I were in the audience you’d be getting a dead-ass cold stare from me. Not a laugh, but after your speech you’re going to be feeling kinda uncomfortable.

I’d recommend not.

I thought it was funny as hell, but I'm divorced
Correction: you actually got married at least once 👍😂