Mastodawn

This is the URL of a YouTube Livestream that he just view sourced on to get the video ID to track down what is clearly meant to be Anonymous.

Yeah, that's how you find someones location, with a YouTube Stream Tag and a Domain Name that certainly doesn't tell you exactly who to talk to lmfao

How sus

HOW DARE SHE BUY JUNKFOOD FOAMS AT THE MAW

Faith is a Man, right? That's a Mustache. I'm not judging, it's just not been made clear.

Okay a couple seconds later we get a better look, that's a She. not a good look though.

Edit: To clarify I mean like, literally a bad view not anything else.

OH MY GOD IT'S HIS DAUGHTER

HE'S USING GOVERNMENT RESOURCES TO SPY ON HIS DAUGHTER WHAT THE FUCK

What the actual fuck

This is IMMENSELY creepy holy shit

I can not stress enough how not okay with this ANYBODY should be

Also I'd like to point out it DIDN'T highlight the whipped cream/jello/pudding on the left. Hypocritical.

ALSO ALSO That is not Broccoli

"You need to lay off the soy milk"

WHAT. FUCKING. SOY. MILK.

"You havn't had any protein this week"
"How do you know?"
"Lets just say me and your Fridge is pretty tight"
"YOU HACKED MY FRIDGE? DAD!"

I swear to god if Dave is her Brother

WHY ARE PEOPLE TRUSTING THIS MAN WITH REMOTE TEAMVIEWER ACCESS, AND WHY IS HE ASKING SINCE HE CAN APPARENTLY JUST HACK YOUR FRIDGE?!

I AM 5 MINUTES IN.

5 FUCKING MINUTES.

"When was the last time you left the office?"

"That's Classified"
Brother

Wow, false advertising, I've never seen Teamviewer achieve more than 5 FPS, let alone 60. Also from context they've owned this game for about 8 seconds.

Wow that's some OLD ass footage. That hasn't been the UI for like, 4, 5 years?

I would murder this man, remoting into my PC while I'm gaming in my spare time and fucking...

licenced priestess Aug 4, 2025

@krutonium apparently this was mostly filmed like in 2020/21? And sat shelved for a while? Super weird

Danct12 Aug 4, 2025

@krutonium i mean the latest update for that game is from 2022, so that kinda make sense i guess.

i'd be upset if you messed up an old UI.

@krutonium WAIT WHAT

all of this shit in FIVE???

god im not even watching this and i feel like it's jumping way too fast. "hey btw you do have a personal FBI agent and they can see inside your fridge always" and yet.

the movie isn't even... wholly focused on the surveillance state aspect?

@senil Actually based on the description it is entirely based on him following things as War of the Worlds happens outside.

@krutonium honestly that's even worse as a concept. "here's how deep a surveillance state we're in. by the way this Big Thing going on? yeah you're only seeing it via said surveillance state. not directly to the main character."

@krutonium p-please tell me this isn't a real beat in the movie and that this is just joking around with this stupid fridge camera, right?...

r-right?

@senil I'm not sure yet

Dandelion Aug 4, 2025

@krutonium lol, that's because even AI hates kale. Funnily enough it's the only item that doesn't show up in the list of fridge contents and it looks like the item behind the spinach might actually be broccoli

Baral'heia Stormdancer ΘΔ🐲Aug 4, 2025

@krutonium the kale sends it's regards

catraxx

@baralheia @krutonium Whats with the food obsession in this movie anyway?

@catraxx @baralheia Father being hypervigilent because his wife died of *generic disease*

nytpu, fluffy echolocator Aug 4, 2025

@krutonium Saving just in case I forget what spinach looks like

@krutonium WHY IS THERE A GAUGE FOR NUTRITION INTAKE??? i swear to god if anyone comes out of this thinking "surveillance state is good, actually" im going to throttle them.

@krutonium W H A T???

@krutonium fjsbsbdhdjdjdn, oh my god this looks delightful already.

nytpu, fluffy echolocator Aug 4, 2025

@krutonium DUDE, THIS IS DARK WEB!

@nytpu ...Technically Yes, by the functional definition, your HDD is the dark web.

In What Universe does the FBI pick the lock instead of breaking down the door, when they know they might be watched and thus on a limited clock?

Ah the classic "Leave a Laptop in a empty room" trick to act as a VPN.

Now, either a Drone or a Space Ship just conveniently crashed down the street from the raid.

Ground Speed: 7km

7km.

7 Km.

Hey guys remember the important plot point where they couldn't access the satillites?

I don't believe you.gif

Just because you claim it's HD, doesn't mean it is.

BREAKING NEWS: FOX STILL EXISTS SOMEHOW

NOT TIJUANA

Showing off the AI YouTube autogenerated subtitles, clearly a recent addition.

Sure NOW with the apocalypse happening, he doesn't just illegally track her cellphone.

That's not how digital signals work.

Everyone really has a hardon for tactical earpods.

Okay so NASA Lady is likely dead (big alien)

And FBI Lady is likely also about to be dead (big alien)

Paramedic has NO urgency to save his own life. Like at all.

google dot com

@krutonium oh THIS MOVIE

i saw a bit of it . definitely not the beginning but around the part where shit actually starts happening and after . it's . Not Great , at least with trying to be as realistic as possible ( that goes to unfriended imo )

but i still enjoyed it because it's like . they're obviously trying to make it as realistic as possible but also realizing they Can't and it's just . it's a beautiful mess i can admire basically

google dot com

@krutonium i think best way to describe is . the movie sucks , but it's genuinely so bad it's good . and i'm autistic

@sneexy Wait which of us is autistic?

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@krutonium well

looks around

uh , all of us i think