halcy 
HOW YOUR TECH IS LYING TO YOU: the volume control is logarithmic so it feels perceptually linear
real weird way to start a video with this
i saw this thumbnail and i thought "bro is not gonna make a whole video essay about how logarithms exist right" but that's what he did (well, at least a minute of it. i am not watching the rest)
did the algorithm wake up today and decide that it was going to serve me its strongest potions
it's really funny that our work VPN alternates termination between the UK, Ireland, Romania and Kenya, which fucks the ad bidding algorithm up severely
not entirely sure why the ad algorithm is this convinced that I am in the UK and dying
I suppose it is true that the target audience for people who might want to install an ad blocker is the people who are currently seeing ads
buddy. bro. like. people of marriageable age just don't have money or if they have money, don't feel like they can spend large amounts of it rather than putting it aside to save for potential future catastrophes or old age
me when I have to kill this guy because he didn't say Schuko is best
you really want to avoid going into this type thing unprepared and potentially making an ass of yourself
this isn't really *that* funny, it's just haha ebay selling me optocouplers for some reason
but I always thought DIP packages looked like cute lil guys and this one especially so
pairs well with some exciting music, like https://soundcloud.com/javiniceday/two-feet-and-a-heartbeat
Two Feet and a Heartbeat
Your servers were empty but your soundtrack was a bop Rest In Peace, Runbow
the 3D scene for this looks pretty funny
idk what is a grease pencil, I just scrawled the face and eyes on a bunch of planes that I hide and show
anyways learn 3D it's really fun and extremely rewarding
it's just GOING right now
is this because I keep looking at (though not clicking lol) the cursed ads only so it gives me more of those
i don't know much estonian but I know enough estonian to find this at least slightly funny
I wonder, if you know a ton of languages, do you just walk the world constantly amused at a word in language A meaning a funny thing in language B
apparently, the Insulting Noodle Reference is specifically a banner put up by the power company headquarters (in response to criticism of some kind from residents? I guess?), reading "You enjoyed the free noodles provided by the Wolsong Headquarters during the cherry blossom marathon, didn’t you!", which yeah actually that is pretty insulting
there's so many things here
* Who the hell buys lobsters on ebay
* This isnt even the right ebay for my region
* The text just cuts off
* The illustration shows a gopro and some camera drone?
* Also two weird emblems? coins??
* And everything is weirdly off center, there's just nothing to the left, as if someone randomly cut this from a larger image???
* Who the hell buys lobsters on ebay
* This isnt even the right ebay for my region
* The text just cuts off
* The illustration shows a gopro and some camera drone?
* Also two weird emblems? coins??
* And everything is weirdly off center, there's just nothing to the left, as if someone randomly cut this from a larger image???
Jeezy Peeps
codl
crypticcelery 🔜 EH23@halcy I just now discovered this thread, I don't know what is going on, but I am here for it.
@crypticcelery it is Every Funny Ad I See On The Microsoft Edge New Tab Page
LR
Mia ‘Meetings? I Abstain’ Luna Tearmoon
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Jeff Forcier@halcy idk, mine only has motors! :trole:
Cloudmom Colette@halcy but she's sweet and fluffy! How could you let distance dull your love?
@electrocutie I can if I choose to do so support local donkeys! Or support the donkeys in my hometown! did that for a while! I think I will leave the UK donkeys to people there!
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial@halcy oh no.
would you like The Lore™ on The Donkey Sanctuary? because there sure is some lore.
@gsuberland Oh No
What is the lore. Am I about to find out Zena is not real
@halcy they are, by a wide margin, the richest charity in the UK. they used to run donkey exhibitions at beaches known for a high elderly tourist populations and convince them to sign over their assets in their wills. at one point they had so much money that when you divided by the number of donkeys in their care it was more than a million pounds each.
Simon LucyIn the early 80's a significant part of the available impetus to the unskilled economy was the financing of Donkey Sanctuaries in the Community Program, some of them even existed.
Chris Espinosa@halcy He wants to hold our hand?
also here@halcy it gets funnier when people start naming their pets a funny thing in another language
@halcy "akshually, 'funny' means 'fascist dogwhistle' in bruabahelian"
@halcy that’s my life really
James Endicott@halcy
Cover it in marshmallows?
Cover it in marshmallows?
flacs
@halcy an extension to the canon
@lritter i mean, certainly not diagnosed. But then, I am also not a senior with no will from the UK
Pixdigit@halcy you're asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt /j
@halcy fuck yesss
@halcy okay but I want it
@electrocutie well, available on amazon dot co dot uk. probably!
@halcy asking the important questions
eta@halcy this is just a cuter version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDhNQPt8An0
Integrated Circuit Chip Walking To Stayin' Alive Synced to Music
I synced it : DYes, this is actually an NE555, not a "Computer Chip" but that's not the name of the meme ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bee!@halcy your son... I love him....
install lizard 🦎💿@halcy i love him too
FiXato@halcy CPuwu
Loy Hena
rezmason@halcy I imagine he's from this place, and is out on a morning stroll: https://youtu.be/8_KDAqx4ltE?t=852
Jan Hammer - Beyond The Minds Eye
vxo@halcy
Just a Little Dude
Just a Little Dude