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Beemancer (n.) /bēˌmansər/: One who foresees or foretells future events through the use of bees or similar winged insects. Avatar by 999DeadDraculas!
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do not contact me until Tuesday actually i am taking Monday off
work laptop slammed shut Do Not Contact Me Until Monday
resume MADE application SUBMITTED

the extra funny thing is, since it sounds like PNC is practically accepting anyone with a pulse, this doesn't even need to be that good.

yet here i am,

made five bullet points i am fucking doing it
man i'm doing it again. today is my hard deadline to submit my application and here i am on the Decentralized Microblogging Social Network

honestly a good part of why i feel slimy about saying shit like "led the upgrade of our wires application to utilize REST APIs" is because that's what got assigned to me, right?

like. i'm not going "hmm yeah we could make this improvement" it was "ok our next project is the actuate upgrade"

wish i could write "give me a list of tasks and i will accomplish them in a reasonable amount of time"

most of all i simply suck at the sales pitch. i was smart enough to save (most) of my self-assessments so i have a good amount of projects and accomplishments to build from!

but if i try to keep it honest, all of my work seems lackluster. try to punch it up some, and i feel dishonest.

so i keep putting it off and off and off and off and off

- bug who said they'd finish their resume on wednesday