Folks, I'm happy to announce that I've sent the last email. Nothing more needs to be said. No one needs to send or receive any more emails. You can all log out of Gmail forever, effective immediately.

While it's sad to say goodbye to email I know we'll cherish the memories we made with email.

@maxeddy ah, well, no reason to finish this draft then. thanks for all the phish. later email!
@maxeddy does this mean we have to have more meetings now?

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How many factors of authentication bullshit does that leave you though?

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Have not used email in two years. Waste of time.

@maxeddy This hits hard! Reminds me of the day I finished reading the internet.
@maxeddy Honestly if all we did was change it so that email could only be sent out once a day, so that the outbox actually functioned like it had initially been envisioned, it’d probably be just as good.