France Finally Grants New Caledonia ID, Independence Still on Backorder

#France #NewCaledonia #AlmostFree #SatireNews #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com **France Graciously Grants New Caledonia All the Trappings of a State—Except, Well, Actual Independence** In a historic and slightly confusing move this week, the French government has magnanimously agreed to grant New Caledonia everything it could want in the pursuit of nationhood—flags, anthems, and even diplomatic…

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