@RikerGoogling "upskirting jedi prison sentence"

@RikerGoogling we do

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NO, Jedi do not wear underpants. In a 1997 interview, George Lucas explained that "it was very important for me, as an auteur, to make sure that the audience understood that their Jedi ding-dongs were just waving around proud and free under those robes all day. That's the reason I didn't give lightsabers scabbards. It's a kind of analogy, like a rhyme." This was his final word on the subject before Lucas's untimely death in December 2000.

@RikerGoogling no because the force is stored in the balls

@RikerGoogling do jedi do judo?

@RikerGoogling No they do not. One plot item Lucas cut from Star Wars was the concept of 'Force wiping". The jedi should have relized the danger Anakin was because he wiped back to front, which only the sith do

@RikerGoogling because of the ambiguity of English, I can't tell if this is a command missing an exclamation mark, or a genuine question missing a question mark

@RikerGoogling Look, use the farts.

@RikerGoogling Jedi do, Sith Dont

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SOMBODY had to ask, Mr Googling.

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Isn’t that the, “”What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts” question?