This is what a human hand looks like under a microscope.
@sjvn me not looking for the "play icon," thinking it was a video, before going "Oh... ๐Ÿ˜"
@sjvn I can't see what you did there.....
@sjvn
I showed this to my child, who now refuses to speak with me. lol
Ben (@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party)

Attached: 1 image Amazing to think this is human DNA seen under the new super microscope at CERN

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@sjvn
I feel that I want to both applaud you and banish you from the village for that toot.
@sjvn i'm embarrassed at how hard i laughed at this...

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๐Ÿ˜ well played

@sjvn science is wonderful
@sjvn Ah yes, but what does it mean?
@sjvn you, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, are a ridiculous person
@sjvn it is apparent that you make a lot of dad jokes.
@sjvn
๐Ÿ˜†. Ja hah, menin halpaan๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
@sjvn Science is magic. ๐Ÿ˜
@sjvn thanks, I hate it :D
@sjvn
Just uncomfortable, or even painful?
@sjvn
I'm afraid if you continue with those type of jokes, some one may want to find out what your head looks like under a microscope.

@sjvn

Ok. Now let's see it under an electron microscope.

@sjvn - it may look differently under a SEM*, though.

* scanning electron microscope

@sjvn
Well considering this, would it be thinkable to call the four finger as pre-paired couple?
@sjvn oooh, fascinating

@sjvn
Dad joke winner of the day.

Now you have to do it again tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜

@sjvn @SrRochardBunson This Dad joke is for you!

@cobalt123 @sjvn
๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜…  

Love it, thank you!

(I'm going to use this on my girls at some point.) ๐Ÿ˜…

@SrRochardBunson @cobalt123 @sjvn showed 10-yo daughter, received appropriate pained expression *tips cap*
@sjvn the excruciating detail is stunning.

@sjvn ... Is that the brand name or is the microscope introducing itself?

"hello, am scope"

@nightdice @sjvn it only works before noon