WhisperJul 7
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Eagle Tactical's UltraMax Water: Real Alphas drink triple-distilled, ionized, aggressively hydronized and formulated to have a pH of absolute ZERO water. It doesn't just hydrate, it dominates your organs with military precision.

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UltraMax Water

Extreme Hydration for Extreme Brotherhood

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Show threadStanley Nerdlinger IIJul 7
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I bathe in it. It keeps my skin as soft as a baby’s bottom
Show threadAinsley LowbeerJul 7

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This is the water that Hanson drinks. They used to be little girls, but now they're a real band.

Show threadJimijamflimflamJul 7

This just screams for a dihydrogen monoxide enhancement powder formulated to maximize Real Alphas.

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Show threadSam LevineJul 7
@GayDeceiver ph 0?!?!?!
Show threadStanley Nerdlinger IIJul 7
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