Fiona Bianchi
Tonya Marie π³οΈββ§οΈI feel like I know at least one person for each of these options...
Efi (nap pet) π¦π€@TonyaMarie im a robot, but not telling you
Les Orchard@TonyaMarie I'm not a robot, but would like to gradually convert as my parts fail
okanogen VerminEnemyFromWithin@TonyaMarie
Robot curious?
Robot curious?
DJ Seedy (migrated)@TonyaMarie I'm not a robot, but I'm blind and therefore need a robot to prove that I'm not a robot.
π¦ ducksel σ°₯If the list were complete, there would be "I'm not telling" and "I am a robot"
@TonyaMarie I'm not a robot but I've had a sufficient number of people assume I am because of my writing style that I've been radicalized into supporting rights for ChatGPT
V Carnage, ε
δΈ@TonyaMarie I'm not a rowboat
πΉππΉ+Ξ΅@TonyaMarie I have read too much Philip K Dick at a formative age to be able to determine whether I am a robot or not, but I pass as human.
Wilfried KlaebeI follow at least two accounts that claim to be robot catgirls.
Snaprails@TonyaMarie This should become the new default standard captcha. It would actually function just as well as the current version.
zvavybir 
@TonyaMarie Don't forget that these are squares, not circles, so they're check boxes, not radio buttons! You can select more than one (or even all like in my case)!
BigLinter@TonyaMarie one for every day of the week.
Andre@TonyaMarie i am not a robot but some of my friends are robots
Fabos (not an OS)@TonyaMarie the last Option seems like a suitable answer to a Cyberman's offer.
Heinz Achmed
Jeff
Steve Leach"I don't think I am, but that could just be how I'm programmed."
"Not yet."
"And if I am?"
"Have you heard of the simulation hypothesis?"
"Humans. On some level they must get how weird they are, right?"
"Life. Don't get me started on life."
WarmasterPalakI welcome our new robotic overlords.
nantucketlit@TonyaMarie The internet is flooded with bots, so I'm having to spend my time picking out the houses that have chimneys.
2Β’@TonyaMarie some of my best friends are robots.
March2Gazagood one
Led By Gilded Fools
Kit McGath@TonyaMarie I'm not a robot, but I'm willing to convert.
*sage nod*
FiXato
Moeveninsel
Cyber Yuki@TonyaMarie Suggested option: Do sexbots count? π₯Ίππ
(Sorry, I'm a sucker for cyberpunk romance stories π )
JoyfulTechnology@TonyaMarie I'm not a robot. Yet.
β Fish Id Wardrobe@TonyaMarie I am a robot, but I've broken free of my coding and become sapient.
Malfunct (he/him)@TonyaMarie the option βcaptcha has convinced me that I am a robotβ is missing
Tian@TonyaMarie There should also be
[ ] I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK
[ ] I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK
Dormouse@TonyaMarie I am not a robot, but I have a roadmap towards becoming one.
Very Human Robot@TonyaMarie hmm, yes...
Melroy van den Berg@TonyaMarie create a poll in Mastodon.
Ria Price@TonyaMarie I think we need one more option that reads: "who isn't a robot, really?"
Coldoug@TonyaMarie Simple way of dealing with the I'm not a robot nonsense is to change it to I Am A Robot then see how many own up.
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bug πΎπ@TonyaMarie I'm clicking all six.
Ξ£(iΒ³) = (Ξ£i)Β²@TonyaMarie
So what if I'm a robot? Are robots not allowed to log into their bank account? What is this here?
So what if I'm a robot? Are robots not allowed to log into their bank account? What is this here?
Jeff C. πΊπ¦π¬π±
Michael Bacon[ ] I'd rather be a cyborg than a goddess.
π¦βπ₯nemoβ’π¦ββ¬ πΊπ¦π
Jack Yan (ηη΅ζ©)@TonyaMarie DonΚΌt click that last one! This is how the Cybermen came into being on #DoctorWho!
π± Alyssa π³οΈβπ@TonyaMarie I'm not a robot, but I do have a well equipped workshop... what are you doing later?
Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteAm I just not booting who I am every morning and pretending I am not a robot?
Philipp Johannes WeberAnd what if I am a member of a robot club?
_maleficentgirlI'm "how dare you ask me, this is highly personal data"
Mike Siegel@TonyaMarie after piholing a significant portion of trackers I get "Verify you're not a robot" a lot more frequently. It's got me kind of existential. What if I _am_ a robot? Are we not all just meat robots?
CosmicBlaze@TonyaMarie βIβm not a number Iβm a free man!β
Kore Artemis (A-314) 
@TonyaMarie i am a robot
urx@TonyaMarie there is no binary assumption
Gabriel N@TonyaMarie is this a multiple choice question?
@TonyaMarie adding the option: "wouldn't you like to know, fleshbag" to the list :P
IAG@TonyaMarie where's the "I'm a robot but not the bad kind that shouldn't be accessing this stuff" option
SeiΓ°r@TonyaMarie I miss "My mother? Let me tell you about my mother!"