Earlier this week I considered being that guy and speaking to my son's school about some of the stuff he's being taught; namely the existence of feminist spiders. Glad I didn't, as long story short, he can't pronounce the word venomous properly.
@fesshole I really gotta unfollow this page
@edendestroyer @fesshole I've been telling myself the very thing.
@fesshole "I don't understand things and I'm angry at the thought my son might. But fortunately,
@fesshole Don’t book a venue for your Edinburgh Fringe debut just yet…

@fesshole

You're on the same level as Trump who declared, during his campaign, many times, that kids get a transition at the end of the day.

Anyone remembers that?

Turns out, teachers call "transition" when the student move from activity to another. Like the transition between lesson 1 and recess, or the transition between lunchtime and lesson 4... or the transition between lesson 6 and home time, at the end of the day.

Advice: chill and think.

@Lily_and_frog @fesshole ... not to mention the "transgender mice" that are costing a fortune!

@Eetschrijver @fesshole

The transgender mice? I don't recall this one...

@Lily_and_frog @fesshole They were transgenic mice and of course the MAGAts got it wrong.

@Eetschrijver @fesshole

Oh yeah! I remember now!

The question remains whether they knew it and wilfully caused confusion or whether they really believed it.

@Lily_and_frog @fesshole My money's on option two. These people are fairly stupid, but they're also shrewd and evil.

@Eetschrijver @fesshole

I keep repeating this one and it isn't from me:

"Any sufficiently advanced malice is indistinguishable from stupidity"

Sometimes I swap them around.

@Lily_and_frog @Eetschrijver @fesshole There's a point at which, even if they don't know they're lying, it's only because they choose to be ignorant. At that point it's fine to judge them exactly as harshly as if they were knowingly lying.

@Eetschrijver

THAT part.

They are stupid people who act/react with a sharp shrewdness...Trump is a perfect example of how far that can get you.

It's TERRIFYING...he isn't even charismatic, like, say, Reagan was.

@Sfwmson Well... it may take a special sort to think he's God's gift to mankind, but there appear to be plenty of people in America who are indeed that special sort. 🙄
@fesshole Say you're a bigoted asshole without saying you're a bigoted asshole.

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“Feminist Spiders”

#NameOfMyNewBand

@wook @fesshole

Makes Charlotte's Web mean a whole different thing!

@fesshole where can I get these feminist spiders? Sounds like an art project by Louise Bourgeois
@fesshole Sorry to break it to you, but you already are that guy
@fesshole I feel a lot of people read this fess as dad being angry about "kid being taught about feminism" and not "kid being taught spiders have a political system resembling ours" (alternatively "kid being taught (some) female spiders kills their mates because they're feminist")?
@fesshole you mean the feminist spiders that eat their mates for lunch once they've had sex and got impregnated?
@fesshole I mean, the class could have been reading Children of Time?
@fesshole 🎵 the female of the species is more progressiver than the male 🎵