#Marchintosh may be over, but the #GlobalTalk shenanigans continue…
That’s right, now that the weather is finally nicer, we’ve got the big cables out to have #GlobalTalk running over barbed wire!
Somehow it all worked over the barbed wire on the first try! And the PowerBook 1400cs really wasn’t built to be used outside 😜 #GlobalTalk
So of course the first thing to do is try printing to the other side of the world, to @kalleboo ‘s ImageWriter #GlobalTalk
Karl Baron (@kalleboo@bitbang.social)

Attached: 1 image History in the making!!!! 😮 #GlobalTalk #VintageApple #RetroComputing @billgoats

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So it’s just a phone cable chopped in half an a pair of alligator clips attached to each end. Thanks, barbed wire!
@billgoats Does… does this mean that there’s some unsuspecting livestock down the road who is now making 56k modem noises?  
@lukito The cows are wandering around so confused 😵‍💫
@billgoats @lukito So they would when they spot a Dogcow.
@billgoats It would be interesting to move the cables from both machines apart further and further and see the maximum distance before the connection is too noisy to work properly!
@arroz It's all tidied away for now, but that's one to potentially try while summer is here!

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That's up there with @revk and his "ADSL over wet string" 😄

Edit to add a link to revk's blog article:
https://www.revk.uk/2017/12/its-official-adsl-works-over-wet-string.html

It's official, ADSL works over wet string

Broadband services are a wonderful innovation of our time, using multiple frequency  bands  (hence the name) to carry signals over wires (us...

@sheddi @billgoats @revk
Is that what they call a moodem?

@billgoats It’s funny I was going to print out that origami classic Mac that @mattrobertson posted earlier, but wanted to remove the top sheet of paper first since after sitting in the printer for over a week the paper adopts the curve of the feed roller, and this was waiting for me! This was before you posted anything so I was so confused - Just amazing timing haha

So anyway thanks for helping me not waste a sheet of paper to curvature!

@kalleboo Amazing ;) And thank you for being my unsuspecting test v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶ case!
@billgoats I knew leaving my nearly 40-year-old printer running unattended 24/7 for months at a time would eventually pay off!!!!

@billgoats haha this reminds me of the first time I had a laptop with a display made to be sunlight readable - an Itronix XC6250 series

that thing was POWERFULLY bright

@vxo This thing is the opposite of usable... even when new, these were never any good outside.
@billgoats oh the fix for that is easy, just take one of those big blackout drapes with you like you'd use with a view camera so you can use the ground glass finder
@vxo Maybe one day I'll get into large format photography and need one of those, but that day hasn't arrived yet 😜
@billgoats I was just talking with my coworker about it... I might have inadvertently convinced him and his wife to look at the Mamiya RB67 / RZ67 series. It's like if Lego made a medium format camera - SO MANY options

@billgoats She's currently shooting on a Pentax 67, which is a nice camera but
* heavy
* no I'm not kidding at all HE CHONK
* slooooooooooooow shutter
* no rotatable back - shooting portrait kills your upper extremities

the Mamiya system has a focal plane body shutter but leaf shutter lenses for the system also exist and are common; x-sync up to 1/300 or 1/500 is featured on those, which is great if you want to shoot in sunlight

@billgoats as I recall the big difference between RB67 and RZ67 is the RZ67 came out later, has an electronically timed body shutter, and a plastic body to reduce weight. The RB67 is heavier as it's all metal and has a mechanically timed shutter (and will fully function with no battery)
@billgoats other things that are fun about the RB/RZ: the back is interchangeable https://mrleica.com/mamiya-rz67-polaroid-back/
Mamiya RZ67 Polaroid Back (with Fuji FP100c film) - Leica Blog (Matt Osborne)

My Mamiya RZ67 Pro II Polaroid Project!  Using a Mamiya Polaroid back on my RZ.  Lots of fun to be had!

MrLeica.com (Matt Osborne)
@billgoats @vxo an Ikea DRÖNA works well as a sunshade for laptops, looks like it would fit the powerbook. They squish to pack up and are fairly cheap

@bazzargh @billgoats hah I wonder if Porta Brace ever made a case for laptops with the snoot

https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/1391805-REG/porta_brace_mo_inferno_monitor_case_and_fold_out.html

I have one of their cases that has the shady snoot, it's made to fit an Ikegami / JVC TVM-9 series. It's so cute

@billgoats haha, I thought it was a post complaining about the new Apple OSes before I read the post text!
@europlus Nah, there's more than enough of that going around these days. I don't have anything useful, interesting or original to add ;) I'd really like scroll bars and to be able to tell which window is actually active, though.
@billgoats Barbed wire adds that bottom layer security missing from most protocols.
@billgoats I love how wonderfully ludicrous this is.

@splorp when are you going to repurpose your nipple clips and join the network?

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@splorp The use case that the original AppleTalk team almost certainly didn't plan for :D
@billgoats still haven’t hooked up the g4. I’m sure I applied for access to the nicheNet, I’m pretty sure I recall not understanding most of the required fields 😇
@an0key I'm sure we can get you hooked up at some point!

@billgoats GlobalTalk over barbed wire?

This is a

CERTIFIED

FEDIVERSE

MOMENT

(Trap air horn sound effect)

#certifiedfediversemoment

@billgoats whats marchintosh?
@joel A silly month where retro Mac nerds do silly things with their silly old devices :D https://marchintosh.com
Welcome to MARCHintosh!

@billgoats free energy! 😎
@melroy It's all solar powered this time of year :D
@billgoats I'm at the other side of your fencing. But I have free energy now to my disposal 😜
@billgoats yesssss on a barbed wire fence!!!! I have only heard of these tales
@billgoats barbed wire firewall 🤣
@billgoats the impedance of an ideal barbed wire fence is 600 ohms. Be sure to replace your usual 120 ohm PhoneNet termination resistors with 600 ohm resistors!
@keelan Eep! I just flicked the little switch on the knock-off phonenet connector to on.
@billgoats It won’t really matter until you move up to a couple hundred yards of wire anyway!
@keelan Those poor packets, all pouring out into the nettles :’(