CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) Jul 1
Cooking up some chaos 🍳
Show threadkwayk42Jul 1
@catsalad where can I find this recipe
Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) Jul 1
@kwayk42 The cat distribution system gives them away, for free!
Show threadkwayk42
@catsalad soooo sudo apt-get cat?
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) Jul 1
Cooking up some chaos 🍳
Show threadkwayk42Jul 1
@catsalad where can I find this recipe
Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) Jul 1
@kwayk42 The cat distribution system gives them away, for free!
Show threadkwayk42Jul 1
@catsalad soooo sudo apt-get cat?
Show threadJust a trash panda 🦝Jul 1
@kwayk42 @catsalad To make cat #gravy mix 2 cups of kitten with 0 cups of water, put it into a saucepan, and pet gently until it just starts to boil.
Show threadtatiana ⏚ Jul 1
@catsalad this is your cat. this is your cat on drugs.
any questions
Show threadColesStreetPotholeJul 1
@tati @catsalad
I get this reference. But also....
Show threadWilliJul 1
@catsalad Let simmer on no heat for about a day.
Show threadbeeJul 1
@willi @catsalad I think self raising cats always do best
Show threadVera [8598492] @ WHY (DECT:VERA)Jul 1
@catsalad instant kittens just hit the spot sometimes
Show threadAdvanced Persistent TeapotJul 1
@catsalad tar czvf kittypot.tar.gz ./kitty
Show threadfelis_catus_domesticusJul 1
@catsalad just need to add some computer/usb cables into the mix.
Show threadSara Angeloni 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺Jul 1
@catsalad Uh-oh! The chaos awakened.
Show threadcroutonJul 1
@catsalad at what temperature should I simmer? A slow cuddle or warm hug?
Show threadFurballsNHairballsJul 1
@catsalad
Show threadRAKJul 1

@catsalad: no cook cat!

only pet and feed

Show threadVayl Larkin (they/them)Jul 1
@catsalad I'm So sorry to point this out to you, but your #gravy appears to have grown some kind of fluffy mold.
Show threadGreg BellJul 1
@catsalad your soufflé has risen and is also hungry
Show threaddragonfrogJul 1
@catsalad a cornbread golem!
Show threadJigme DatseJul 1
@catsalad Very fluffy chaos...
Show threadalan Jul 2
@catsalad Chaos Kitten is the name of my new band