I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and am tired again today.
@dgar it means either you have gone to bed or stopped working my friend ...😉
@dgar Always retired, never refreshed. That's the capitalist way.
@dgar Me too, and I'm retired
@dgar My fatigue slouches in sympathy of yours … that was a long ass week.
@dgar holly molly. This needs to be a T-shirt!
@dgar Bazzinga! Me too, btw.
@dgar Such is the life when you’re jet lagged.
@dgar Similarly, I’m good at recycling — I cycled yesterday, and I cycled again today! 
@dgar I usually retire around every 50 000 kms.
@dgar
You might want to try a different brand this time…
@dgar So it's a well-tread path, then.
@dgar I can re-late to that.
@dgar I am retired but tired as well.
@dgar is it retired if you never stop being tired?

@dgar I used to be tired. I still am tired, but I used to be tired too.

With apologies to Mitch Hedberg.