Foone🏳️⚧️I dropped my keyboard and it turned on RGB lights and tried to install copilot
maybe my next Bad Keyboard should be a cushioned plushy with a motion sensor in it. you drop it from different heights to get different letters
Senhara
aburka 🫣
Hayley Question-Mark@foone How hard would a living plant be? Each leaf a different letter...
int*domi;*domi=0@foone and an accelerometer, so you have to actively throw it towards the ground to get capital leters
Ora G. Walters
Momo
Argonel@foone 3-axis accelerometer and a selectric ball. Just drop it with the desired letter facedown.
Owlor
Phoenix Gee@foone Oh are we having a worst-HID-design contest now?
@phoenixgee I have been for years, yeah!
🦆 ducksel 
magdalunaathis is a lovely idea, i imagine a setup with a measuring tape that has the height of each letter written on it
@magdalunaa @ducksel I was working on that alone as a keyboard, using a modified digital measuring tape.
but I damaged it and gave up
but I damaged it and gave up
tekhedd@foone I think a MIDI breath controller might make a good keyboard. 0-127 just from modulating airflow.
WillTootMaybe@WillTootMaybe @foone i humbly suggest a midi saxophone.
Michael Cook@foone Sounds like a hacky sack keyboard. Would be funnier if it wasn’t wireless. And USB-B.
“Sorry boss, I’ve got to hacky sack into Slack to give Mack directions on the knack to a good fallback, otherwise the client’s clawback may sidetrack our kickback and drop our Cadillac for some off-the-rack Jack.”
Nav
superpositionedkat@foone revealed its true colors, eh?
George Liquor, American@foone This is how it begins
Random_Seed 
💾 🇿🇦@foone you’re a mad person.
Christopher 
Nah, copilot tries to install if you ever leave your computer alone for more than ten seconds. 
Microsoft is desperate for growth.
mcSlibinas@Christopher @foone set autoclicker for 8 seconds with randomisation 1.5 sec if you wanna raid fridge 🤔
Mx. Eddie R@Christopher @foone
Hear me out.
One button. You hold it down while Windows installs Copilot. If you release it after it installs Copilot 65 times you get 'A', if you hold it for 66 installs, 'B', etc. Hold it for 8 installs to backspace, etc.
Hear me out.
One button. You hold it down while Windows installs Copilot. If you release it after it installs Copilot 65 times you get 'A', if you hold it for 66 installs, 'B', etc. Hold it for 8 installs to backspace, etc.
@foone Condolences for your loss.
that's called revenge
Heathen 🐈
Simulacra of a Girl@foone if i dropped my keyboard it would drill through the earth
thanks model m
F4GRX Sébastien
Nagaram