Imagine deciding to bomb a country while you're wearing a baseball cap about yourself.
@hotdogsladies I’m gonna need a long fucking time to think about and pray on this one holy fuck

@ry

I mean. We can't really talk about how it's technically an assistive medical device. Just folically.

But yeah. It's a lot to ask yourself about.

You never really know until it's happening to you, you know?

@hotdogsladies I need to go camping

@ry

Clothes on your back, buddy.

Tell 'em you're "just going out for cigarettes."

That's what @johnroderick's Pee-Paw did.

@hotdogsladies just make dang sure nobody gets a photo of you while doing it. History will not bode well.
@hotdogsladies and it wasn't even the deluxe camo edition
@hotdogsladies if that was the only thing I knew about a historical figure, I'd assume they were entertaining. This timeline sucks.