America summed up in one poster.

EDIT: please read the comments in this thread regarding juvenile diabetes. A lot of misconceptions have been brought to light and I think it’s important to admit when we don’t know as much as we thought we did.

Thank you again to all of those who corrected me without being insulting. Learning is always a good thing.

Hey, I just wanna take a moment to thank people who weren’t being insulting that educated me on juvenile diabetes.

I’ve left this post up instead of deleting it in the hopes that others will come and read the comments and learn for themselves.

Again, thank you to those who explained without being insulting. If you were being insulting, you’re probably not gonna see this cause I’ve blocked you.

@Mrfunkedude thanks for noting that. I saw this later and was glad to see your reply.

As an adult-onset diabetic, when first diagnosed, I assumed it was the fault of my own dietary choices.

My doctor set me right on this: biggest factor in diabetes (both types) is genetics. The confusion comes because dietary choices can help you manage it.

I assume that's what was explained downthread.

@Mrfunkedude If you cross out the cost and increase it by $5, you have america now.
@Mrfunkedude if anyone was - like me - looking for a source for this:
It is real, just from 2011
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2011/06/worst-way-to-fight-diabetes-buy-a-giant-pepsi/240584/
Worst Way to Fight Diabetes: Buy a Giant Pepsi

A partnership between a KFC franchise and the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation shows off the odd world of "cause marketing"

The Atlantic
@Mrfunkedude the cure is insulin.
The insulin is dirt cheap to produce.
The insulin costs substantially more than dirt cheap.
Consume the liquid candy and oil meat.
@Crovanian @Mrfunkedude Insulin is not a cure. A cure gets rid of the problem. Insulin merely masks the problem. Its like a painkiller for diabetes
@Crovanian @Mrfunkedude Insulin is not a cure but a treatment.

@Mrfunkedude

Amazing cause and effect, huh?

And now that drink will contain HFCS rather than simple sucrose, so the kids develop liver damage over time as well.

(Fructose is metabolized in the body in a process that creates a toxic intermediate compound that must be detoxified in the liver, so unnatural consumption causes damage to the liver over time.)

@Mrfunkedude What used to be called "juvenile diabetes" is now called Type 1. It's tied to the immune system and can be autoimmune or acquired after infectious disease like covid. It's got nothing to do with sugar, other than people with the condition have to be very careful with their blood sugar.
@callisto @Mrfunkedude @pikesley So, cynically, Coke wanted to find better treatments for Type 1 because of course doing so would expand their market (slightly) …
@Mrfunkedude I could save you a lot of money because i already have the cure and the vaccine for it: stop putting a ton of sugar into everything you eat.

@Mrfunkedude @briankrebs

To be fair that's Juvenile Diabetes Research. People buying a Mega Jug are probably older than that and already ruined.

@Mrfunkedude

ARRGGGhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Mrfunkedude is that roughly how carbon credits work too?
@Mrfunkedude Subtle: the fewer people with Type 1 diabetes, the more flavoured sugar water they can sell to people (until they get Type 2).
@Mrfunkedude @briankrebs of only we could find a simple cure!
@Mrfunkedude Joining up cause and effect in one poster.

@Mrfunkedude

"Fun" Fact:
1.89 litres (half a US liquid gallon) of US Pepsi contain 207 grams of sugar.

This is 8.3 times the amount deemed acceptable by the American Heart Association for a child's maximum daily intake. (It's 5.75 times the recommended amount for an adult man.)

@Mrfunkedude I think I found a cure.
@Mrfunkedude Without a gun it's not the USA.
@Mrfunkedude 🤯 my head's exploding
@Mrfunkedude they're called Breakthrough T1D now

@Mrfunkedude @Branedy I’d like to know how many fluid ounces that holds. I’d guess 64.

Edit in:
OH! It’s a bucket. A bucket of pop. Similar to Bill Miller sells a bucket of sweet tea.

@Mrfunkedude Pay more for junk food pay more to the doctors. No wonder USA has "big beautifull" GDP 😆

@Mrfunkedude

Dammit. Now I want a soda. It's not *time* for soda yet.

@Mrfunkedude @mhoye I feel like this whole toot sums up America because it's a dude who thinks he's cleverly pointing out something stupid, but he actually just doesn't understand the thing he's talking about.

Juvenile diabetes is an autoimmune condition and diet is not a contributing factor to its etiology.

@Mrfunkedude This image is from 2011; here's a blog post about it, with the JDRF's response, which includes,

[…] Please understand that the fundraiser in question is a local initiative in Utah involving a single KFC franchise owner with a personal type 1 diabetes connection.

[…] Regarding this particular promotion, we understand that one of the criticisms has been the association with a sugary product, which many have associated with contributing to diabetes. It’s important to note that JDRF supports research for type 1 diabetes, an autoimmune disease that results when the immune system attacks the cells in the pancreas that produce insulin, therefore requiring a child or adult with the disease to depend on insulin treatment for the rest of their lives. It is a common misconception that type 1 diabetes is caused by obesity or eating too much junk food or sweets.

Finally, JDRF does not endorse any particular products, nor any particular diet. People with type 1 diabetes should work with their healthcare team to determine a diet that works best for them. JDRF fully supports people living with type 1 diabetes engaging in healthy eating habits and lifestyles.

Look how much more we all learn when you look up the original fucking source of the grainy-ass shit you found on Facebook!!

@nev Thanks for supplying this information. It’s always a good opportunity to learn when we make mistakes.

Also, the image wasn’t found on Facebook. I haven’t been to Facebook or anything Meta in almost 10 years.

I was wrong, and I ended up editing the original post to direct people to the comments which was filled with more information that I could provide in a single post.

Is there something more you would have me do ?

@Mrfunkedude Oh! Props for admitting you were wrong and editing your post. Thanks. That's really all I could ask for
@Mrfunkedude
It also sums up America, because: "No worries, dear neolibs, it's the good kind of Diabetes you're paying for."